written by Wanda

Alessandra Ambrosio Is All Woman

Alessandra Ambrosio is just ridiculous. I mean, she really is. Those eyes. Those lips. That hair. That body – especially that body. This is woman in its most beautiful form. There are a million sexy women in the world and then there’s Alessandra. She is a whole other level of hot – sexy, sensual yet somehow classic and classy. These pictures from Vogue, Brazil just back up the popular theory that Alessandra is one of the hottest women in the world. Yes, there are hotter women out there, but if I was forced to put a number on it, I’d say this woman in the top ten percent of the most beautiful women in Hollywood.

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  • Very true! Alessandra has the hottest body of those angles I have seen so far.

  • You write, “…if I was forced to put a number on it, I’d say this woman in the top ten percent of the most beautiful women in Hollywood.”
    PERCENT??? Hollywood???
    First of all, that’s not actually “putting a number on it.”
    Secondly, Top 10% PERCENT??? That sorta runs contrary to your claim that she’s a “whole other level of hot” (compared to “a MILLION other sexy women in the world”). At last count there were exactly 38,201 sexy women in greater LA, most working as waitresses or in pr0n while aspiring to star in a sitcom. You’ve downgraded Alessandra from Magna cum Lovely to just above a B+. It’s a borked comparison to use “world” in one sentence and Hollywood in another.
    Finally, I believe she’s Brazilian, NOT part of the plastic-boobed, lip plumped, over-tattooed, pudgy, drug-addled, alcoholic Hollywood lala set, thank goodness.
    Alessandra is a spectacular example of feminine pulchritude (as is Miranda Kerr), and if Ale were to go up against Hollywood in a contest judged on real beauty rather than ginormous boobs, she’d have a decent shot at the Top 25. (not 25%… 25 women) THAT is what a “whole other level of HOT” means.

  • Wow, Lovem. That was quite a comment. I always appreciate feedback. In all honesty, I’m not quite used to the fact that some people actually read what I write about the women I post about on here.

    Ten percent is a number. I apologize if I wasn’t clear about what kind of number I mean. If I had to rate her out of ten, I’d give her a twenty-five. The woman is incredible. When I refer to Hollywood, as many do, I’m not referring to a specific geographical location (although yes, I am aware that Hollywood is a specific location), but rather the ‘Hollywood’ scene as a whole – the industry not the place. From models to actresses to musicians. With that in mind, I stand by my ten percent.

    The “plastic-boobed, lip plumped, over-tattooed, pudgy, drug-addled, alcoholic Hollywood lala set” generally doesn’t appeal to me either. I would go for Alessandra over the vast majority of those women any day. I agree wholeheartedly about Miranda as well. I would say that Alessandra and Miranda are both in the top 25 hottest women in Hollywood (again, the industry, not the place) as far as models go, but I’m not even going to attempt to choose a top 25 out of all of Hollywood. There are at least a hundred gorgeous women in Hollywood that bring something unique and sexy to the table.

    Finally, I stand by the whole other level of hot statement as well. She clearly is. I don’t see the need to really analyze it further than that. She’s feminine but strong. She’s sensual and confident. She owns the camera in every single picture I’ve ever seen of her. She is a whole other level of hot. So what if I got the math wrong. I always sucked at math.

    Actually, one more thing, I have to give you serious credit for use of the word ‘borked’. Rarely is that word used properly. Nicely done.

  • lovem lissome is jerking off.

  • Agreed. Lovem Lissome is an effeminate nerd and a she-male too. Grow a brain you gigantic moron!

  • Not very fttalering pics on the boat, but I would still take this chick 1000 times over that fatass, disgusting piece of fatass shit Kardashian any day, every day.


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