And here you see none other than our favorite drama queen, Britney Spears out on what can presumably only be a date with the now famous paparazzi man. That’s what I will call him, kind of like, a super hero but in a white trash kind of way — Paparazzi Man! Oh right, speaking of white trash, what in god’s name is she wearing? I’ve seen larger tablecloths than that scrap of cloth she’s *cough not* attempting to cover herself with. Or perhaps I am speaking too quickly, maybe they actually ARE going to a stripper’s ball? Do you think?