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Britney Spears On A Date With The Paps

January 13, 2008

And here you see none other than our favorite drama queen, Britney Spears out on what can presumably only be a date with the now famous paparazzi man. That’s what I will call him, kind of like, a super hero but in a white trash kind of way — Paparazzi Man! Oh right, speaking of white trash, what in god’s name is she wearing? I’ve seen larger tablecloths than that scrap of cloth she’s *cough not* attempting to cover herself with. Or perhaps I am speaking too quickly, maybe they actually ARE going to a stripper’s ball? Do you think?

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Britney Spears Shows A LOT Of Cleavage

January 11, 2008

Pop singer (wow, from pop superstar, she’s now reduced to pop singer, eh?) Britney Spears recently drove around town wearing something as seductive as this. Wonder if she had nipple covers on? Because if she didn’t and the straps fell off, the paps would have definitely had a field day. Too bad nothing fell off. Boo! Hah! Anyhoo – what I’m really interested in is how she can manage to drive wearing sunglasses at night (oh hey that’s a line from a song! Maybe she should record that?).

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Britney Spears’ Sexy Legs

December 10, 2007

Britney Spears wore a tight dress that showed her long, sexy legs; all primed up for a party on her night out. Her short dress did not impede her legs as they ran free and easy, showing her sexy, thunder thighs. This is one of her micro dresses that will show the famous Britney ass if she bends over. Are you wishing it already?

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Happy Birthday Britney Spears!

December 03, 2007

Here is Britney Spears as she celebrates her birthday inside The ScandinavianStyle Mansion in Bel Air. Well la-dee-dah. And it’s good, she is actually looking happy for a change and not even as fat as she has been lately. You would never guess this girl was actually SAD about losing her kids. Does someone even have to explain to this intellectually challenged tart that dressing up like a pimp’s girlfriend is not the best way to win in custody court? Apparently so! Nonetheless, happy birthday Britney!

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Britney Spears’ Gives You “Piece Of Me”

November 29, 2007

Britney Spears shot her latest music video, “Piece of Me”, on location at Hollywood’s Club Social. Britney plays a sexy siren who had to disguise herself to enter a club incognito. Once inside, she removed her wig and trench coat and was immediately recognized by the paparazzi. The filming was done at night to accommodate her busy schedule.

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Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures

November 22, 2007

Britney Spears shows off her legs and ass in a super short mini skirt. Her micro skirt barely skimmed the bottom of her buns. She’s got hot ass cheeks. When she eased herself into her car, her skirt hitched up very high. The camera caught a fantastic shot of her upskirt. Black panties are mysteriously sexy. Woo.

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