Aspiring singer Brooke Hogan is out and about in her teensy weensy bikini at Miami Beach. Which brings me to ask – how come she’s having fun while her family is supposed to be in a crisis? (parents getting a divorce, her brother getting indicted and her brother’s friend living like a vegetable in a hospital somewhere) Now that’s odd. Anyhoo – Brooke also brought her male “friend” along for the swim. Sorry boys, looks like she’s taken!