Oh Kim Kardashian. As a celebrity, I loathe you. You are famous for no good reason and have no discernible talent to speak of yet you’re one of the most famous women in the world. How has that happened? Oh right – the sex tape and the rear end. I don’t know. I hate the idea of celebrities like Kim Kardashian becoming household names while people with real, genuine talent sometimes never make it beyond art house productions. It seems unfair. With all of that said though, I really do love Kim’s style and I love looking at her. She’s a beautiful woman and she looks killer in a bikini as you can clearly see in these photos of Kim at Miami beach with Jonathan Cheban. This means I’m part of the problem. At least I admit it? Nope – doesn’t make it any better. Such is life though, I suppose. Also, Kanye? Calling a woman a “Perfect Bitch” isn’t the compliment you may think it is to most women. While it seems okay with Kim so I don’t really have a problem with it, you might want to be careful who else you may say it to as you may find yourself on the receiving end of a nasty slap. It’s kind of like me calling you a super talented douchebag (which I happen to think you are) and being surprised you were offended. If you’re cool with it though, I may call you Super Talented Douchebag from now on. Nah – too wordy. How about keeping it simple with just STD. Yep. Sounds about right.