I don’t want to talk crap about Pamela Anderson. I don’t care that she doesn’t look quite as good without makeup as she does with it because – and here comes some very brutal honesty – there is no chance in hell I’m going to look as good as Pam looks in these pictures from Malibu when I’m 44. In fact, I’m pretty sure I don’t look that good now. She’s still a babe. Her body is ridiculous. More importantly, she knows she’s going to be photographed when she does something as simple as getting a cup of coffee but she goes out barefaced all the same. She’s confident and that is sexy to me. I love Pam. She should totally go for coffee with me. Consider this my official open invitation.