I have been very, very clear about my feelings for Nicole Trunfio. She’s gorgeous. I love her. That’s pretty much it. For that reason, new pictures of her are always both exciting and frustrating because I love to look at them but hate to write about them. I don’t know how many different ways I can say I love the girl without sounding boring and repetitive. Perhaps I’ll give poetry a try. I present to you, “Nicole Trunfio: A Haiku”
As hot as the blazing sun.
Ow my eyes! They burn!
Oh stunning creature I fear
Your beauty slays me.”
Thank you. Thank you. Nicole Trunfio – inspiring bad poetry with her booty since 2002.