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Paris Hilton bares it all… sort of

Wanda — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:58:50 +0000

Using nothing but her arm and strategically positioned greenery, Paris Hilton gives the world what it wants – a look at her body. I like Paris Hilton but it’s one of those guilty pleasure sort of things. She’s a spoiled brat. She’s a fame whore. She’s everything I hate in a celeb, but for some reason, I like her. She isn’t the most attractive girl in the world. She has a sort of man-ish thing going on, but she has one heck of a body. I guess she’s got that going for her. The only thing I don’t like about her is the same thing I don’t like about AnnaLynne McCord except multiplied – she’s too damn skinny. I guess coke does that to a person though. Remember when Paris said she didn’t use drugs? I know, I laughed too. I love this kooky, vapid chick. I won’t apologize for that.

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Paris Hilton in thigh high stockings and heels

Wanda — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:59:07 +0000

Here’s the deal with me and Paris Hilton. Sometimes I love her for reasons I’ll never be able to explain. Other times, I have a strong dislike for her for reasons I’ll also never be able to explain. In a nutshell, Paris Hilton confuses me. It’s like this – I’m not very good at the typical girl things. I’m not that into fashion but I do know what I like and what I don’t like. It just so happens that I love the vast majority of what I see Paris wearing. These shots from Beverly Hills show another example of Paris wearing something I feel I should hate but actually really like. I could actually see myself wearing that. I probably never would, but I could see myself wanting to. I like the tights. Somehow, Paris has paired them with the perfect outfit to make them look nice instead of completely trashy. I’m not sure there are many other women out there that would be able to do that. Do I love Paris? I’m not entirely sure but I love these pictures.

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Paris Hilton in back baring dress

Wanda — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 12:17:43 +0000

Paris Hilton is kind of like olives for me. Sometimes I’m in the mood for them and sometimes I’m not. My opinion of Paris, just like my opinion of olives, changes dramatically depending on my mood. Today I’m having a Paris is okay sort of day. That could be because I happen to think she looks exceptionally attractive in these photos. I don’t like the black tights with the dress and I’m not sure I love the cut of the dress in the front, but I will admit it flatters her body very well. These pictures, taken in LA, do little to quiet the “Paris Hilton is a spoiled little princess” comments considering the car she’s driving but I honestly don’t think Paris cares in the least. I find that appealing in a weird way. I love a girl who just lives her life and doesn’t care what people think of her and Paris is definitely that kind of girl. Of course, if you ask me tomorrow, my opinion will probably be entirely different. It’s fun to be moody.

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Paris Hilton vacations in Bali

Wanda — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:18:36 +0000

I just don’t know about Paris Hilton. I kind of love the girl for so perfectly representing everything that’s wrong with today’s celebrity culture but I kind of hate her for the exact same thing. Perhaps I’m just jealous. The girl doesn’t seem to have a care in the world and that’s definitely something I envy. Here in Bali, Paris looks like she’s having a great time posing for the cameras and I’ll admit, she looks pretty damn good while she’s doing it. My only real complaint about Paris’ appearance is that she has absolutely no boobs to speak of. I like a girl with curves but I also appreciate the fact that Paris hasn’t given into the pressure and pumped her chest up with implants. That’s nice for a change.

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Paris Hilton attends a Halloween party

Wanda — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:57:25 +0000

Say what you want about Paris Hilton but you can always count on this girl for some sort of sexy Halloween costume. In years past, she’s been a sexy sailor, a sexy prisoner and… a whole bunch of other sexy things. This year, however, I found her costume for a Halloween Party in Hollywood a little bland. I’m not exactly sure what she was supposed to be but I don’t think the dress was really that different from some of the weird, high fashion outfits she occasionally wears to any other outing. She still looks good. I was just a little disappointed. I expected to much more.

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Ass shots of Paris Hilton

Wanda — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 09:52:25 +0000

The title of this one gave me some trouble. There are clearly some decent ass shots among these pictures, but can they really be called ass shots when the girl in question, Paris Hilton, barely has an ass? I mean, what ass is there is pretty nice, but it’s definitely a little lacking. No matter. I saw an article recently asking if people are over Paris. Remember a few years back when you couldn’t go online without seeing something about her? I kind of like Paris more now that she’s faded into the background a little bit. Here at the Grand Prix in Barcelona, Paris strikes all of her usual poses, but I guess you can’t hate on a girl for sticking with what works.

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Paris Hilton on The Tonight Show

Wanda — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:52:08 +0000

There was a time when I used to really defend Paris Hilton. Sure she’s sort of the stereotypical reality store that set the mold for the dumb blonds that followed her, but there was something about her I liked. She seemed to have a sense of humor about herself that I found appealing. I suppose that’s still true, but I guess I’m just sort of over here. Here on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in LA she looks good enough and her boobs are awesome, but I just don’t really feel anything about the pictures or her one way or the other. She’s sort of old news to me now. I can’t be the only one.

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Paris Hilton and her enormous feet

Wanda — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:17:53 +0000

People like to find one flaw on a gorgeous celebrity and run wild with it. Is it jealousy? I can’t speak for the rest of the world but for me, yeah, it totally is. I want to be gorgeous and rich although the famous part just seems like a pain in the ass. Megan Fox has a weird thumb. Nicole Kidman has her frozen forehead. Paris Hilton has… well, Paris has a lot of things. Her weird jaw, her pointy nose. There’s a lot to choose from. What I can’t get passed though is those clown feet of hers. The rest of her looks pretty hot in these pictures, but I can’t take my eyes off her feet. Of course when she opens her mouth, you can add her vapid personality to the list but in pictures, it’s always the feet for me. I take solace knowing that in a world where Paris is better than me in just about every way imaginable, I at least have normal lady-sized feet.

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Paris Hilton gets wet in Maui

Wanda — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 14:04:26 +0000

And she went to the beach too. Anyway, here are some pictures of none other than Paris Hilton and her robber busting boyfriend Cy Waits as they frolic around in the waves on Maui beach. The couple are spent a romantic Christmas in Hawaii with Paris’ parents Kathy and Rick, her sister Nicky and Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg. Sounds like a big, happy family reunion, but every time I imagine Christmas dinner, I can’t help but wonder if Kathy and Rick every find themselves staring at Paris wondering what went wrong. Does Godzilla have parents? If it does, I’m sure Godzilla’s parents feel the same way. “What have we created? Forgive us unleashing this terrible beast on the world!” Nah, I’m just playin’. Paris looks pretty hot. I’m sure people still care about her. Somewhere. Sometimes.

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Paris Hilton can’t dance but is great at posing

Wanda — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 08:57:08 +0000

While on their own, these pictures of Paris Hilton at the Supermartxe VIP Party at Fabrik disco in Madrid, Spain are pretty hot. She looks good, right? She’s got all the standard Paris Hilton poses included – the ‘hands behind her head checking out her own boobs’ pose, the ‘bending over and sticking out her ass as far as possible’ pose, the ‘grabbing her own ass to call attention to it’ pose – and on their own, things look fine. When you see her actually dancing though? The girl has no rhythm at all. I mean, she’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but a lesson or two wouldn’t hurt her. Who am I kidding though? No one pays attention to how well she’s moving as long as she showing off tits, ass or both while she’s doing it. And we’re talking about Paris here, so she usually is.

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