April 22, 2011
I don’t give a rat’s butt about Rachel Uchitel. I don’t care how hot she is or how good she looks in a bikini, this woman pisses me off. She got famous for her affair with Tiger Woods and then whined and complained because everyone called her a whore. She scored some ridiculous amount of money out of that whole Tiger mess. Just take the money and disappear. Stop acting like a celebrity. When it was announced she was going to be on “Celebrity Rehab”, I wanted to laugh, but I was too busy weeping over what the word celebrity has become. There was a time when celebrities were people who had done something noteworthy to gain the attention of the public. Now any bimbo willing to polish Tiger Wood’s golf club can attach celebrity to their name. The definition of a whore in the true sense of the word is someone who exchanges sex for money. Rachel slept with Tiger and for a huge sum of money for it. Draw your own conclusions from that.

August 27, 2010
Sorry folks, I have no sympathy at all for someone who sleeps with someone else’s spouse. None. It’s shady. It’s hurtful. It’s nasty. When I heard Rachel Uchitel was checking into ‘Celebrity Rehab’ I had to ask myself – what exactly makes her a celebrity? She boinked Tiger Woods. That apparently wasn’t a hard task to accomplish considering half of the United States seems to have done it. The mere fact she signed on for ‘celebrity’ rehab as opposed to, ya know, the normal kind of rehab, makes it pretty obvious what she was doing sniffing around his golf club in the first place. This fame-seeking attention-whore has said people wouldn’t hate her if they knew her, but honey, if you want people to like you, you probably shouldn’t be humping married men – with children, no less. Anyway, all that aside, I suppose the chick looks good in a bikini – nice body and all and in the end, I guess that’s what really counts in Hollywood.

December 11, 2009
If you thought exercise was all about getting fit, there’s a little more to it too. Being sexily dressed for an exercise session isn’t unheard of and Rachel Uchitel was seen leaving a NY gym, dressed to kill. A heavy session of pounding if deducing what happened was left to the masses, a heaving bosom, a larger than life cleavage, and plenty of proof in her hands. The exercise shoes and don’ get us wrong on this one, banana for energy certainly are a tell tale sign. Let’s just hope all that exercise can keep her in good shape.
