What is sexy snorkeling you ask? Glad you did. Sexy snorkeling is just like regular snorkeling except it’s done by Rihanna in a leopard print bikini and is therefore sexy. I freaking love Rihanna. That ass of hers is just ridiculous. The rest of her is also pretty damn incredible. I don’t know what it is about Rihanna I like so much. Of course she’s beautiful and of course she’s talented but so are a lot of people. There’s just something about her that’s special to me. I remember I worked in a music store back when her first album came out. Someone came in looking for her CD and I had no idea who this Rihanna person was. The customer told me Rihanna was the next big thing so I decided to check her out. I fell in love and I haven’t wavered in that love since. I don’t imagine that will change any time soon, either.