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Heidi Montag makes me want to quit the internet. Usually the sight of a blond babe falling out of her bikini top, like in these pictures of Heidi in Costa Rica, would be cause for celebration, but with Heidi it just looks desperate. “Oh my gosh! My boobie fell out! How embarrassing and completely by accident!” Notice how the bikini top strap snaps? It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction. That strap committed suicide. It was ashamed of itself for being part of anything that has to do with Speidi. How is it that after ten plastic surgery procedures in one day Heidi still isn’t really all that hot? I mean, she has a crazy hot body, but her face is kinda mannish, isn’t it? The only thing worse than Heidi Montag is her hilariously lame ‘husband’. So over the Speidi thing. I just with the rest of the world was too so I wouldn’t have to look at her anymore.

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Man, I’m loving the fact that Tulisa Contostavlos is on vacation on the Spanish party island Ibiza because that vacation has given us just a ton of Tulisa Contostavlos bikini photos and that makes me very happy indeed. I think Tulisa is an absolute stunner. She’s got an incredible body, a beautiful face and she seems confident and comfortable in her own skin. My only complaint about this particular set of photos is that the bikini top looks like it might be a tad uncomfortable in a few of these shots. It must be a little hard to have a good time when you gave to be worried about your boobies popping out at any moment. Ah well, guaranteed nip slip aside, these photos are great.

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I will never understand how women can wear bikini tops like this one but I’m also not going to complain about it. The fact that this strapless bikini top Jessie James is wearing in these bikini shots in Maui looks like it’s about ready to fall off at any second is proof that these sort of tops have a place in the world. A good place. A happy place. I love these shots but let’s be honest. It must be a little difficult to really relax and have a good time when you have to constantly be worried that your boobs are about to flop out. Jessie seems to be doing okay with it though. I guess that’s really all that matters in the end.

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I know, I know. These photos have been all over the internet and back twice by now but I’ve been having some computer issues that have prevented me from posting. Technology hates me. What can I say? Lateness aside, I can’t help but chuckle when I see these photos of Jennifer on the set of the new David O. Russell movie in Boston because I instantly think back to Seth MacFarlane’s Oscar song about boobs. I have to wonder if she thought the same thing. All that aside, Jennifer looks incredible in these photos, just like she always does. I know it’s not always wise to try to predict the future of young actresses that reach a certain level of fame because a lot of things could go wrong but I don’t think we have to worry about that with Jennifer. She seems like a smart, talented, grounded young woman that has a sense of humor about herself but is still strong and poised. I think this girl is going to be around for a very long time.

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Life, ya know? It can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. Nothing works out the way it’s supposed to and at the same time, the things that were working out decide to fall apart simultaneously. It’s just one of those things. When those times hit, we serve ourselves well by reminding ourselves that everyone has their ‘fml’ times. 2013 has, so far, at least, been the year of FML for me. Then I get word that this job still exists and I still get to write about photos like these ones – photos of beautiful women (Gemma Atkinson in this case) sunbathing in bikinis – which makes the whole life thing seem a little less unfair. I mean, as far as employment goes, I have it pretty good. This is my job. It might not be paying the bills at the moment but waiting for a paycheck becomes a bit easier when your job involves writing about the best boobs and butts in the world all day.

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Come on, Courtney Stodden. This is just getting boring and old. We get it. You have a great body. We might appreciate it more if you covered it up a bit from time to time. In these photos of Courtney and her husband shopping in LA, we pretty much see everything Courtney has to offer – boobs and blond hair. This woman really must have nothing else going for her at all because that is literally all she ever shows us. How sad for her. I can’t imagine such little respect for myself. I hope one day she wises up and realizes that beauty fades and without some kind of talent to fall back on, all those cameras following her around all the time are just going to disappear.

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