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March 24, 2013
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Courtney Stodden, You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

Every time I’m assigned a set of Courtney Stodden pictures, I tell myself that I’m going to be open minded and not have a preconceived notion of what I should expect. I tell myself that the set of photos will be different than all of the other ones we’ve seen. I tell myself she’ll have found some self respect hidden at the bottom of her lingerie drawer and realize she doesn’t have to be half naked to be worth something. Then I open the photos and it’s more of the same old thing. We get it Courtney. You have a nice body. What else do you have? Can you act? Can you sing? Can you do anything other than strike the same exact poses in different costumes. I have to say though, this new set of photos is an all time low for this girl. “Washing a car” in a teeny tiny bikini and big ass heels? That’s not new. It’s not interesting. It’s been done and it’s been done better. If you’re going to steal the same idea a million other women had before you, at least do it better. Otherwise you wind up looking like a lame imitation. You want to be shocking and get attention? Show us you have a brain in that bleach blonde head. That would be truly mind blowing.

January 16, 2014
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Courtney Stodden Is A Hoe And She Won’t Even Try To Hide It

What is the deal with Courtney Stodden? Why are people still paying attention to this skank? It makes no sense to me. Well, I guess it makes some sense to me. She is hot and she does have an incredible body but shouldn’t there be more than that? I mean, look at these shots snapped in California. She’s clearly pretty but she’s so phony. Okay, I admit that I’m a total hypocrite. I don’t mind some girls who look phony but at the same time, Courtney really bugs me. I think it’s the whole “Teen Bride” thing. I mean, is marrying some old dude really something that should make someone famous? Not in my opinion. Have some respect for yourself, Courtney. Put some clothes on. Either that or just shoot a porno and get it over with.

January 1, 2014
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Courtney Stodden Makes Me Sick

Happy New Year, everyone. Let’s start off with the one celebrity I hope will disappear from the entertainment gossip world entirely in the coming year – Teen Bride Courtney Stodden. Now that she’s left her Daddy/Husband in her slutty dust, let’s hope people no longer feel the need to take photos of her while she’s out skanking around. In these shots, Courtney’s leaving Bossa Nova restaurant in West Hollywood with her mother/enabler and she’s looking every bit as trashy and low class as one would expect. This woman has no respect for herself so I have no respect for her. Is she hot? I guess in an ultra-trashy desperate kind of way but I don’t find trashy or desperate sexy so while I can see the appeal to some, I find her revolting. Please go away, Courtney. Come back in a few years when you’ve found some self respect and aren’t willing to sell your body and your soul to the highest bidder.

August 3, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Wears A Lettuce Bikini

Do I even need to say how much I dislike Courtney Stodden? While it’s nice to see her supporting a good cause, I don’t for a second believe she’s supporting it because she believes in it. I fully believe Courtney is involved with PETA because it gives her a chance to pull stunts like this one – wearing a lettuce leaf bikini in Hollywood. I like the message of PETA because I am all for animal rights but I sometimes feel their message gets lost in their methods. Working with Courtney is a pretty good example of that. There must be all sorts of other celebrities out there who would have been willing to help who are actual celebrities and would give the cause credibility.  Instead, PETA opted to work with a desperate fame whore who does nothing at all to improve the image of their organization. Shame, really.

July 16, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Grosses Me Out

Courtney Stodden grosses me out. So does her “husband”. So does her mother. I was not a good kid. I gave my mother so much trouble I’m surprise she just didn’t throw up her hands and leave me to fend for myself. She didn’t though. She kept trying and trying and trying. That’s what a mother does. A mother does whatever she can to help her child grow up to be happy and healthy. Courtney Stodden’s mother signed off on her then 16 year old daughter’s marriage to a man in his 50s and then stood by and said nothing as her daughter whored herself out to whatever camera was in front of her. The brunette in these pictures? That would be Courtney’s mother. It just all makes me feel sick. It should be fairly clear from these photos, snapped in Hollywood, that Courtney is using her body to get attention. That isn’t healthy. Someone please step in and help this poor misguided child before it’s too late.

July 11, 2013
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Courtney Stodden Looks Like A Tramp

Sometimes I feel like I’m too hard or Courtney Stodden. Then I see photos like these ones and realize that no, no I am not. I get that she’s a pretty girl but she’d be so much more attractive if she had even the tiniest bit of class. I really hate writing about her because I feel like I’m just encouraging her more but this is my job so here we all are. In these photos, Courtney looks to be in her mid to late thirties. If this is what she looks like now, at 18, just imagine what she’s going to look like when she actually hits 30. What bothers me is that she already seems to have gone under the knife. Those are not the breasts she had when we first started seeing her. I worry about this girl. I see her story having a very bad ending. I only hope someone steps in and tells her to smarten up before something terrible happens.

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