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April 22, 2011
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Rachel Uchitel On The Beach

I don’t give a rat’s butt about Rachel Uchitel. I don’t care how hot she is or how good she looks in a bikini, this woman pisses me off. She got famous for her affair with Tiger Woods and then whined and complained because everyone called her a whore. She scored some ridiculous amount of money out of that whole Tiger mess. Just take the money and disappear. Stop acting like a celebrity. When it was announced she was going to be on “Celebrity Rehab”, I wanted to laugh, but I was too busy weeping over what the word celebrity has become. There was a time when celebrities were people who had done something noteworthy to gain the attention of the public. Now any bimbo willing to polish Tiger Wood’s golf club can attach celebrity to their name. The definition of a whore in the true sense of the word is someone who exchanges sex for money. Rachel slept with Tiger and for a huge sum of money for it. Draw your own conclusions from that.

August 27, 2010
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Rachel Uchitel In Pale Yellow Bikini

Sorry folks, I have no sympathy at all for someone who sleeps with someone else’s spouse. None. It’s shady. It’s hurtful. It’s nasty. When I heard Rachel Uchitel was checking into ‘Celebrity Rehab’ I had to ask myself – what exactly makes her a celebrity? She boinked Tiger Woods. That apparently wasn’t a hard task to accomplish considering half of the United States seems to have done it. The mere fact she signed on for ‘celebrity’ rehab as opposed to, ya know, the normal kind of rehab, makes it pretty obvious what she was doing sniffing around his golf club in the first place. This fame-seeking attention-whore has said people wouldn’t hate her if they knew her, but honey, if you want people to like you, you probably shouldn’t be humping married men – with children, no less. Anyway, all that aside, I suppose the chick looks good in a bikini – nice body and all and in the end, I guess that’s what really counts in Hollywood.

December 11, 2009
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Sexily Dressed Rachel Uchitel

If you thought exercise was all about getting fit, there’s a little more to it too. Being sexily dressed for an exercise session isn’t unheard of and Rachel Uchitel was seen leaving a NY gym, dressed to kill. A heavy session of pounding if deducing what happened was left to the masses, a heaving bosom, a larger than life cleavage, and plenty of proof in her hands. The exercise shoes and don’ get us wrong on this one, banana for energy certainly are a tell tale sign. Let’s just hope all that exercise can keep her in good shape.

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May 9, 2011
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Heidi Montag Looks Shocked?

A few weeks back, I took a bit of guff for giving Rachel Uchitel a hard time. I would like to say that it’s never my intention to offend. Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth (or fingers in this case) that prevents them from blurting whatever pops into their head. I do not have that filter. So how about this, I’m about to write about Heidi Montag. If you’re a Heidi Montag fan or object to the idea of me writing negatively about her, perhaps you should skip to the next post. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I absolutely loathe Heidi Montag and everything she stands for. The only ‘celebrity’ I dislike more than Heidi is her counterpart Spencer. Are they married again? Were they ever married? I have no idea. I stopped hearing about them long ago and I hoped it would stay that way. These two are just awful. I wouldn’t give them a moment of my time were it not my job to do so but it is, so here I am. Sorry for the rant and sorry for any offense it may have caused.

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