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Alessandra Ambrosio has always been one of my favorite models and after seeing these shots, I can honestly say I don’t expect that to change any time soon. There is just something so different about Alessandra. I just can’t quite put my finger on what that something is. I guess it’s just one of those things – the undefinable quality certain people have. Of course, it could also be her smoking hot beauty, her beautiful face, her ease in front of the camera or all of the above combined. Maybe it’s not quite the mystery I thought it was. Regardless, these photos are spectacular. That’s all that matters in the end.

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And now, some bad poetry about Jourdan Dunn and her side boob:

Dear Jourdan Dunn
You are the one
Who makes my heart skip a beat
And knocks me off of my feet.

Your beauty is rare.
It’s really not fair.
How does that kind of hot happen?
I’ll dream of you while I’m nappin’.

I’m no poet, you see
But you do this to me.
Jourdan Dunn, don’t you know,
You have my heart with a bow.

Your side boobs is so hot
That I think I forgot,
I’m a girl who is straight
But you I would date.

Oh my Jourdan Dunn,
I have only begun,
To see your real beauty
And something about booty.

Thank you. Thank you. Bad poetry, everyone – terrible art at its worst!

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I won’t lie. I’m sad that Nicole Scherzinger won’t be back on The X Factor US next year. She wasn’t the greatest judge in the world and I seldom agreed with her decisions but she sure was easy on the eyes. I’ll give Britney Spears and Demi Lovato a chance, and I’d watch the show for Simon Cowell alone, but I really will miss Nicole. She’s just so gorgeous and I really think she knew what she was talking about last season when she was coaching her contestants. Here in Monte Carlo, Nicole doesn’t seem too bothered by The X Factor carrying on without her and she probably shouldn’t be. Her solo career hasn’t exactly set the music industry ablaze but I doubt she’s hurting for work. I love Nicole and these pictures are just fabulous.

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And the award for “Choice Use of Side Boob” goes to actress/singer/pianist, Alexa Vega. That is a category at the Teen Choice Awards, right? If not it should be. Alexa would have it in the bag. With that said, I’m not really big fan of these pictures of Alexa from the 2011 Teen Choice Awards held at Gibson Amphitheatre. Sure she looks pretty and is flashing some heroic amounts of boob, but the cut of the dress just looks awkward. She does look lovely from the front, but from the side, there’s just something up with the dress that’s distracting. Ah well, she still looks hotter than I could ever hope to look so good for her. It’s nice to see her on the red carpet either way.

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‘Just breathe’ indeed. Oh Miley. I just can’t even find the words. It takes a pretty special performer to flash side boob on the red carpet and what may be a little camel toe on stage. Now we all know Miley has ‘just breathe’ tattooed on an area that, while not necessarily indecent, still isn’t on a place we should be able to see. I have so much to say about these pictures but, really, it will just turn into another giant rant about how much I loathe this chick. Instead, I’ll say the only thing nice I can say about these pictures. This is Miley Cyrus at the MTV Europe Music Awards. The end.

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Lindsay Lohan and a host of other celebrities were at MTV. Lohan wore an apron type of top that covered but displayed a tantalizing view of her side boob. Playboy would be wondering why she turned down their offer to pose nude but showed off her assets partially for free. Samantha Ronson told a nightclub full of party revelers that by the end of 2008, “my love will be Mrs Ronson.” Lohan and Ronson had inked matching tattoos recently to affirm their close ties.