Mischa Barton went out shopping in West Hollywood. She wore pants with a high waist and showed how slim she was. That stomach could be as flat as a washboard. The camera had a few good shots of her crotch and ass. Mischa has a great, lithe figure. Her leopard print blouse showed that she meant business, running her errands around town. She had her flat, ballet type of shoes on. Those were best for running… We’ll have to catch up with her anther time.
Yeah, yeah – I had a pretty big problem with Vanessa Hudgens way back in the day but that’s been over for a while now. I’ll blame all of that on temporary insanity or something because over the last year or so, Vanessa has really grown on me. She’s grown on me to the point that she’s now one of my favorite young entertainers in the entertainment industry today. In these photos, snapped as she arrives for a meal at Covent Garden in London, Vanessa looks incredible. I like the pants suit she’s wearing. It’s bold but not over the top. It also flatters her beautifully. She’s seen her fair share of scandals but those days seem to be behind her now. Lovely young lady. I wish nothing but the best for her.
I stand by my assertion that Sofia Vergara is one of the most beautiful women on television but I need to follow that up with a confession: I’m not really feeling these photos snapped at LAX Airport. I’m going to cut Sofia some serious slack though. It’s an airport and as I said a few days ago in regards to Pam Anderson, airports aren’t exactly known for offering glamour shot opportunities. All told though, Sofia still looks pretty fantastic. I suppose I just don’t find airport shots all that special. I’m not going to complain too much though. Thrilling or not, Sofia Vergara shots are Sofia Vergara shots and I’m happy to have them. I love this lady, even if I don’t love these photos.
So as I was looking at the top part of this first photo from Rihanna’s night out in London, I had a pretty good hunch there was going to be something crazy going on with the bottom of her outfit. Her hair looks so normal, as does her dress and when it comes to Rihanna, “night out” outfits are usually anything but normal. Then I saw the boots. I swear those boots could almost double as pants. If the dress was a bit longer, I probably would have assumed they were actually pants that just happened to match her shoes really, really well. Does that mean I don’t like the outfit? Of course not! One of the things I love most about Rihanna is her fearless fashion. I also happen to think she looks great in these photos. I don’t love the boots and would’ve preferred to see this rather simple dress paired with something a little less bold but then it wouldn’t really be a Rihanna outfit. I think these pictures are great.
I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.
Roses are red,
Violets smell awesome.
Is that Kim K’s ass,
Or is she smuggling a possum?
That thing is so big,
It gets all the boys going.
Kim looks fantastic
With all the trunk junk she’s towing.
One more verse for Kim’s ass,
This is taking forever.
My poem sucks but the point,
Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.
Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.
Man, I have to tell you, Lady Gaga must be getting up there in age because her mind really seems to be slipping. Here we see Gaga at LAX Airport in LA clearly having forgotten a very important part of her wardrobe – her pants. Or possibly her skirt. Boy, I bet she was embarrassed when she realized her mistake. I’m kidding of course. She clearly left her drawers in the closet on purpose because Gaga is just outrageous like that. Seriously though, I love Lady Gaga. I love her music. I love her message and I love her personality. I just wonder sometimes if the crazy get ups are necessary. I can see how they would’ve helped when she was just putting herself out there for the first time but now everyone knows her name. The grabs for attention just don’t seem worth it anymore. Then again, maybe she just wears outfits like the one she’s wearing here because they’re comfortable. I’m sure the tights and panties were more comfortable than what most people wear these days. Maybe she should just try a simple sarong instead though – super comfortable and a lot less trashy looking.
