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So I’ve been gone a long time, again, but I’m back now and bitchier than ever. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me, friends? I love Kate Upton but these shots… they’re not doing it for me at all. The star of these shots, snapped in New York, is definitely Kate’s blond friend and I don’t even think she’s all that attractive. Perhaps I’m getting pickier or perhaps I’m just not really loving these particular photos. They can’t all be winners… right? I’m sure by the next set of Kate photos, I’ll be in love all over again and life will make sense again.

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Words can’t express the love I have for gorgeous Krysen Ritter. The woman is stunning, talented and unique – three qualities I love to see in the women I lost about. In these shots from the A Quest for Beauty exhibit in Santa Ana, Krysten looks stunning. So why does she make me angry, you ask? Because she was on what I consider one of the funniest, smartest most underrated sitcoms in recent memory - Don’t Trust the B**** – and that show got cancelled which makes me very angry indeed. It’s not her fault of course but bitch move, ABC. Serious bitch move.

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I really have to start watching more reality television. I mean that. I generally have a ‘no reality television’ rule but I’m apparently really missing out. Because I don’t watch these types of shows, I really had no idea who Kimberly Garner was or why she’s considered a celebrity when I was assigned these photos of the pretty blond in Cannes. After a little careful research, however, I discovered Kimberly is mostly known for being a bit of a backstabbing bitch on reality show, Made In Chelsea. Kimberly isn’t just content with being a reality star though. She’s branched out into designing and various other creative ventures and I respect that. From what I hear though, I might lose some of that respect if I checked her out on the show. For what it’s worth, she looks incredible in these photos.

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I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I honestly can’t see how anyone can look at Jessica Jane Clement and not see an absolutely stunning creature that is about as close to flawless as a human being can be. Physically, at least. I don’t know her personally so she could be a raging bitch but that’s kind of beside the point. Breaking the old cliche and judging this book solely on its cover, I’d say Jessica is pretty close to perfect. Her body is unreal – curvy in all the right places but still fit and toned. Then, of course, there’s that face. I look at her and I see a work of art. Some of my favorite photos to date.

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Oh Kim Kardashian. As a celebrity, I loathe you. You are famous for no good reason and have no discernible talent to speak of yet you’re one of the most famous women in the world. How has that happened? Oh right – the sex tape and the rear end. I don’t know. I hate the idea of celebrities like Kim Kardashian becoming household names while people with real, genuine talent sometimes never make it beyond art house productions. It seems unfair. With all of that said though, I really do love Kim’s style and I love looking at her. She’s a beautiful woman and she looks killer in a bikini as you can clearly see in these photos of Kim at Miami beach with Jonathan Cheban. This means I’m part of the problem. At least I admit it? Nope – doesn’t make it any better. Such is life though, I suppose. Also, Kanye? Calling a woman a “Perfect Bitch” isn’t the compliment you may think it is to most women. While it seems okay with Kim so I don’t really have a problem with it, you might want to be careful who else you may say it to as you may find yourself on the receiving end of a nasty slap. It’s kind of like me calling you a super talented douchebag (which I happen to think you are) and being surprised you were offended. If you’re cool with it though, I may call you Super Talented Douchebag from now on. Nah – too wordy. How about keeping it simple with just STD. Yep. Sounds about right.

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There are very, very few women who make it big on reality shows that I actually respect. I think fame is something people should earn by having some sort of discernible talent or by being unusually good at something people want to see you do. I just don’t think being hot and bitchy fits into either of those categories. For all of those reasons and more, I’ve never been a big fan of Kristin Cavallari. I did, however, start to warm to her during her brief stint on “Dancing with the Stars”. She seemed to really work hard to learn her steps and that impressed me. I may have even learned to like her had she stuck around longer. Here outside O&A in West Hollywood, Kristin looks pretty cute. I absolutely love her legs. I’m not really a fan yet, but I could see it happening one day… maybe.

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