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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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The last time I wrote a post about Victoria Silvstedt reaction was decidedly mixed. Personally, I’m a fan. I think Victoria is beautiful. She might have had a little work done but welcome to the entertainment industry. What women choose to spend their money on is their business and I refuse to get all hung up on natural versus plastic. I prefer natural but that’s a personal preference and there are exceptions to the rule – like Victoria. Here in Monaco, Victoria comes very close to offering cameras a shot of her full moon and I’m not complaining. She’s got a fantastic rear end. If she wants to show it off, I say go for it!

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It really doesn’t matter how much time passes. Jennifer Lopez was one of the sexiest women in the business when she first hit the scene and she remains one of the sexiest women in the business to this day. Jennifer’s backside was teh hottest thing in Hollywood long before big butts were considered a good thing for a mainstream artist. I had a problem with Jennifer for many years because she gave off a diva sort of vibe but after watching her on “American Idol” I started to see her more clearly. She is who she needs to be to survive in a very tough industry. In these pictures from Argentina, we not only get a closer look at that famous backside but we also get to see Jennifer being who she is – a confident and classy babe who knows exactly what to wear to show off her body without looking trash. I love this woman.

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Every time I see pictures of Melissa Satta I fall a little more in love with her. Absolutely beautiful. Amazing, even. Of course her body is ridiculous and that ass of hers is pretty close to perfect. Of course she has a beautiful face and hair that women everywhere pay good money for. What I love most about Melissa, however, is that she looks like a normal girl just hanging out on the beach with her family. That appeals to me. She doesn’t seem all hung up on being famous or looking perfect. I suppose the whole looking perfect thing just comes naturally to her. Here in Formentera, Spain we get to see more of Melissa’s classic beauty and I’m thrilled for that chance. This girl is, quite simply, flawless.

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Taylor Momsen. For those that frequent this site, you’re probably familiar with Taylor’s usual rather risqué attire. It’s been said that Taylor choose her clothes to make a statement – to be edgy and daring. I wish I could have five minutes with this girl to tell her dressing like a skank doesn’t make her look cool. It just makes her look like a skank. Sad but true. She doesn’t need to do it. She’s a beautiful and talented girl. When I saw her name come up on my screen, I expected her to be in her underwear on stage somewhere doing her normal slut-rock thing, but instead, I saw her wearing clothes that could almost pass for normal. Hell, I was just shocked to see her wearing clothes at all. While certainly not age appropriate considering you can probably see up her dress (I refuse to look that close), the fact that she’s wearing a dress at all is fairly impressive. Maybe she’s starting to realize she doesn’t need to show off her body to get attention. Nah. It was probably just a little cold out.

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‘Sexy’ and ‘classy’ are two words not often used to describe the same woman in Hollywood. Naomi Watts is one very rare exception. The woman is beautiful – absolutely stunning – but knows it isn’t necessary to resort to wearing next to nothing to be sexy. In these photos Naomi is fully clothed but manages to look more alluring than most of the women you see wearing nothing more than underwear. If I was forced to come up with a list of my top ten favorite actresses working in the industry today, I’d probably be hard pressed to come up with one simply because, in general, today’s actresses are tarts content with showing off their bodies as opposed to their acting chops. Once again, Naomi is an exception to the rule. She’s definitely be on my list with her name somewhere close to the top.

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