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May 20, 2012
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Elisabetta Canalis And Sacha Baron Cohen: Masters Of Publicity Stunts

Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen know how to get people talking. Canalis spent quite some time getting tongues wagging about her romantic life, first with George Clooney and then with Steve-O which Cohen gets tongues wagging, well, every time he steps into character. Even so, I was a little surprised to see Canalis and Cohen teaming up for this stunt. It seemed a little uninspired for Cohen. Apparently Cohen and Canalis flirted and frolicked on the deck of his yacht on the way to the Cannes Film Festival, only to get in a lover’s quarrel. Cohen ended it by dragging Canalis below deck where I suppose we’re to believe he killed her. A short time later, one of his bodyguard threw what appeared to be a body bag over the side. Dark? Sure. Got people talking? Yes. Mission accomplished I suppose although, really, has anyone seen Canalis since …

September 9, 2011
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Elisabetta Canalis Gets Ready To Dance

A lot of people are saying a lot of things about this season’s “Dancing with the Stars” cast. From Chaz Bono to Nancy Grace, people seem ready and willing to complain about everything. I don’t have a problem with Chaz strutting his stuff on the dance floor and he’s partnered with one of my absolute favorite dancers, Lacey Schwimmer. I don’t even have a problem with Nancy Grace appearing although I have a problem with her as a human being and a “journalist”. The truth is though, I have a problem with Elisabetta Canalis and Rob Kardashian being on the show for the same reason I had a problem with The Situation and Rob’s sister Kim appearing. I don’t think reality stars or those that are only famous for who they date should have a place on the show. The advantage with Elisabetta’s casting is that we get to see her slinking around the dance floor in all sorts of sexy outfits, so I’m not going to complain about this one too much.

May 21, 2011
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Elisabetta Canalis In A Black Bikini

There have been rumors floating around the celebrity gossip world for the last few days regarding the status of the relationship between Elisabetta Canalis and boyfriend George Clooney. Recently, Elisabetta has been taking vacations alone while George has been, well, being George Clooney. So is it true? Is Elisabetta a single woman? I have no idea. George has denied the rumors of a split and who the heck am I to argue with George Clooney? I’m choosing to ignore the rumors and focus on how hot Elisabetta is in these pictures. She seems to be having a pretty good time. She isn’t my favorite famous significant other (that honor goes to Camila Alves) but she definitely isn’t hard on the eyes. I’d say Clooney’s a fool for letting her go (if in fact he did), but I have to assume there will be another gorgeous brunette on his arm before long.

November 2, 2010
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Elisabetta Canalis Is All Wet

Life’s a beach for Elisabetta Canalis – or a yacht or a mansion or any other number of ultra glamorous things most of us can only dream about. It’s hard not to feel a little jealous though. She has everything – but really, she’s earned it. She landed George Clooney – no easy feat. He seems to almost exclusively date gorgeous brunettes with smoking bodies and no discernible fame of their own; turning them into celebrities over night. Good guy, that George Clooney. Here in Mexico, Elisabette enjoys the spoils of her conquest and she looks like she’s having a blast. Bring pretty sure has it’s perks.

September 27, 2010
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Elisabetta Canalis Sexy In White Bikini

Oh to be the girlfriend of George Clooney. You have to spend you time on yachts wearing bikinis and enjoying the sun. Gee, I can’t even imagine how hard that must be. There are rumors that Elisabetta, an actress who until now only really had bit parts in movies, may be the girl Clooney finally settles down with. We might ever see George and Elisabetta walk down the isle because, well, that just isn’t George’s style, but many are saying George is with Elisabetta for the long haul and one has to imagine Canalis isn’t going to be taking off on George any time soon. Has the serial dater finally settles down and found himself a woman he can stay with? Only time will tell, but if the rumors are right, the answer is yes.

June 29, 2010
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Elisabetta Canalis In Butt Bearing Bikini

Life sure is hard when you’re George Clooney’s girlfriend. Just ask Elisabetta Canalis. There’s all the pressure of having to look smokin’ hot every time you hit the beach in sexy floral butt floss knowing the cameras will be catching your every move. You have to deal with spending all your free time frolicking on the beach and having fun with gal pals instead of going to work and earning a paycheck. Then when you go home, you have to spend your nights with one of the world’s most wanted bachelors. Yes, it is a hard life indeed, but the world in general owes Elisabetta a debt of gratitude because her hard work means we get pictures like these. Let’s all enjoy the fruits of Elisabetta’s work and stare at that ass for a while. That, folks, is the kind of ass that wins George Clooney – as well it should because that ass is a work of art.

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