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December 18, 2012
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Classic Heidi Montag Playboy Pics.

Earlier, I spoke about what a great day this was shaping up to be thanks to bikini shots of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton but alluded to some possible low points. I was referring, of course, to seeing Heidi Montag’s name on my assignment list. Imagine my surprise when I opened the post, saw the pictures and realized the photos I was going to be writing about were really the only pictures of Heidi Montag I’ve ever actually liked – photos from Heidi Montag’s Playboy pictorial. One thing always bugs me about these photos though. That is, of course, the fact that she decided not to bother actually getting naked. She cited her religious beliefs for her reasoning behind keeping the fun bits covered but I have to call shenanigans on that. When a woman poses for Playboy, one assumes the woman will be getting naked. When they buy the magazine, they expect to get what they paid for. Don’t want to get naked? Fine. Pose for Maxim. Regardless, I think the photos are gorgeous and Heidi looks incredible in them. I just think they would’ve been better suited for another publication.

December 12, 2012
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Heidi Montag Still Exists.

Oh look! It’s a brand new Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (I think) publicity stunt. That really takes me back. I was pretty sure Heidi and Spencer were done clinging to the very last seconds of their fifteen minutes of fame but apparently I was wrong. It’s been known to happen from time to time. I have to be honest. I’m having a little trouble getting into the holiday spirit this year. These pictures of the Gruesome Twosome in Beverly Hills are not helping. Something about the posing and forced smiles makes me think of everything I hate about this time of the year. The phony sentiment. The polite conversations with relatives you avoid the rest of the year. I’m exhausted just thinking about it. Bah humbug.

November 17, 2012
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Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Body … Again.

Heidi Montag bugs me. She bugs me and I dislike her but I love these pictures so now she bugs me even more. I don’t like feeling conflicted and it seems Heidi is intent to make me feel these conflicted feelings about her. I mean, these photos of Heidi on a beach in California are great. She looks good and not quite as plastic and phony as she normally does. She also looks like she’s having a pretty good time. This is a lady that loves attention so it’s not a huge surprise that she looks so at ease and comfortable in front of the camera. I still think all the plastic surgery was unnecessary as she was a good looking girl before she went under the knife but I can’t deny she looks good.

November 12, 2012
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Heidi Montag Is Still Out There Doing Her Thing.

I’m not a Heidi Montag fan. I never have been and I probably never will be. Was it the plastic surgery that turned me off? Oddly enough, it wasn’t. What really prevented me from liking Heidi was the fact that she doesn’t seem to have a genuine bone in her body. She’ll do whatever it takes to get her name in the press. With that said, my opinion of her is starting to change, even if that change is happening slowly. Now that she’s less connected to Spencer Pratt, I’m finding her a lot less annoying. Could it have been Spencer I had a problem with the whole time? Perhaps. In any event, Heidi looks great in these photos from Santa Monica. Despite all the cosmetic procedures she’s had done, she’s still managed to keep a human look about her and I think that is worth pointing out. I’ll probably never love this girl but perhaps I can learn to dislike her a little less. That’s about the best I can do.

May 9, 2011
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Heidi Montag Looks Shocked?

A few weeks back, I took a bit of guff for giving Rachel Uchitel a hard time. I would like to say that it’s never my intention to offend. Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth (or fingers in this case) that prevents them from blurting whatever pops into their head. I do not have that filter. So how about this, I’m about to write about Heidi Montag. If you’re a Heidi Montag fan or object to the idea of me writing negatively about her, perhaps you should skip to the next post. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I absolutely loathe Heidi Montag and everything she stands for. The only ‘celebrity’ I dislike more than Heidi is her counterpart Spencer. Are they married again? Were they ever married? I have no idea. I stopped hearing about them long ago and I hoped it would stay that way. These two are just awful. I wouldn’t give them a moment of my time were it not my job to do so but it is, so here I am. Sorry for the rant and sorry for any offense it may have caused.

September 20, 2010
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Heidi Montag Keeps Her Boobs Covered

Heidi Montag took a break from ‘accidentally’ flashing her big ‘ole fake boobs to the press to, well, do whatever it is Heidi was doing in Costa Rica. Here’s the disturbing part. As much as I loathe everything about this bimbo, I have to admit, she looks pretty cute here. I love the busy print on the bikini and I love that there’s actually a little bit of expression on her face. She looks like she’s kind of having fun. I don’t know that a sex tape actually exists or if it was another one of Speidi’s publicity stunts, but I dare say, I might actually watch it if this is the Holly on the tape. I’m a little curious though. Her mouth is open in all of these pictures. Do you figure one of those ten plastic procedures robbed her of the ability to close her mouth? If not, it’s a shame. Heidi is definitely one of those girls that should be seen and not heard. I think that’s the way she likes it.

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