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July 7, 2013
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Massive Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction

By now, I’m sure most of you have seen these Selena Gomez photos so most of you have probably seen the things that have been said about these photos. Yes, this is a huge Selena Gomez wardrobe malfunction and yes, I likely would’ve been a little more careful on stage were I wearing an outfit like this but can we cut Selena a bit of a break? These things do happen. These photos are by no means proof that I’ve been wrong every time I’ve written about Selena. I don’t think this is ‘Selena Gone Wild’ as so many people seem to be saying. I think this is nothing more than a little accident that will perhaps make Selena a little more cautious with her wardrobe choices.

October 11, 2012
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Nicole Scherzinger Nearly Busts Out Of Her Dress In London.

Sometimes I look at women like Nicole Scherzinger wearing outfits like this one and I can’t help admiring the guts it must take to put one of these dresses on and look so confident. If it were me, I’d be worried constantly that a boob was about to pop out or that my undies were showing under my skirt. This is why I stick with t-shirts and jeans for the most part. Nicole really pulls the look off though as she shows us in these photos from London. The dress looks fantastic on her and she seems both comfortable and unconcerned about potential wardrobe malfunctions.

August 15, 2012
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Katy Perry And Her Bare Butt In San Dimas

I really want to feel bad for Katy Perry and her major wardrobe malfunction here but I can’t stop giggling. I’m sure she would understand. I feel her pain. I really do. Nearly the exact thing that happened to Katy in these photos from San Dimas happened to me a few years back at the beach. I was climbing up onto some rocks to dive in the water and then my butt was hanging out for the whole beach to see. Horribly embarrassing but it differs from Katy’s experience because my little oopsie moment happened in front of a handful of people. The only people that saw my rear were the people who were on the beach. Katy’s bare button is all over the internet now. I somehow doubt she cares in the least.

May 13, 2012
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Sexy Anja Rubik Stuns At The Met Ball

Model Anja Rubik definitely knows how to make sure she’s the center of attention. Just check out these photos of her from the Costume Institute Gala Met Ball in New York. She looks stunning, of course, but that dress is just begging for a wardrobe malfunction. With this one, she’s really taken the whole “Jolieing” thing to a whole new level and I dunno, it works. Normally I’d say she should’ve chosen something a little less revealing but this is the Met Ball. It’s all about standing out, showing off and stealing headlines. There is a time and a place for everything. Despite the revealing nature of the dress, Anja still, somehow, looks classy. I guess I give it a thumbs up.

May 4, 2012
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Stephanie Davis Bares Her Ass In London

This is normally the part where I’d make some sort of joke about London, France and underpants but Stephanie Davis seems to left hers at home, at least judging from these photos from the British Soap Awards After Party in London. I honestly don’t even know what to say about these photos. I am making a concentrated effort to be nicer in some of these posts but boy it’s hard to be nice about this one. These just scream bad taste on all fronts. I get that wardrobe malfunctions happen but this one was so obviously avoidable. I can’t imagine it was an accident. I have to put some of the blame on the photographers though. While I understand it’s their job to photograph celebrities and while I get they probably make more money off photos like these – and I even understand they probably have families to feed – it still feels so sketchy to me. And then here I am writing about the photos so there’s that. At least she looks cute in the photos where her ass isn’t completely hanging out.

September 17, 2010
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Heidi Montag’s Boob Falls Out Of Bikini Top

Heidi Montag makes me want to quit the internet. Usually the sight of a blond babe falling out of her bikini top, like in these pictures of Heidi in Costa Rica, would be cause for celebration, but with Heidi it just looks desperate. “Oh my gosh! My boobie fell out! How embarrassing and completely by accident!” Notice how the bikini top strap snaps? It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction. That strap committed suicide. It was ashamed of itself for being part of anything that has to do with Speidi. How is it that after ten plastic surgery procedures in one day Heidi still isn’t really all that hot? I mean, she has a crazy hot body, but her face is kinda mannish, isn’t it? The only thing worse than Heidi Montag is her hilariously lame ‘husband’. So over the Speidi thing. I just with the rest of the world was too so I wouldn’t have to look at her anymore.

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