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Boy, Courtney Stodden is one class act, isn’t she. These pictures from LA might be shocking if they featured anyone other than the “teen bride” but since they are of this particular no talent celebrity, they’re really just more of the same. We get it. You know you’re hot and you think showing off your body will make people love you. I’m sure it works on some people but most of us just think you’re trashy. You’re worse than trashy, actually – you’re shamelessly trashy. I will be incredibly surprised if this woman isn’t staring in porn by year’s end. I’d be even more shocked if it was porn worth watching. I mean, why spend money to see Courtney Stodden naked when you can pretty much see it for free every time someone photographs her going out for groceries. This woman makes me feel sad for what celebrity culture has become. Remember when a person had to be talented to be famous? Yeah, me neither.

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Oh dear – poor Taylor Swift. That’s just embarrassing, isn’t it? I have to be honest. I hate writing about photos like these ones. If I were the photographer that snapped some of these Taylor Swift cameltoe photos, I’d just quietly delete them off my camera and move on. At the same time, I know people want to see that sort of thing so I am here writing about them anyway. Okay, the cameltoe has been acknowledged. Time to talk about … well, anything else. Basically, these photos were shot at the Tracy Anderson gym in Studio City while Taylor was leaving. I have to say, for someone that just finished a workout, Taylor’s looking pretty freaking awesome.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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The other day, I wrote an article about the sexiest celebrity Playboy pictorials of all time for another website I work for. Naturally, Pamela Anderson was included in the article. As I was browsing through Pam’s pictorials, I stumbled upon her pictorial from 1992 and realized for the first time that Pam has been doing the whole sex pot thing since I was less than 10 years old. That’s a pretty long time because I’m pretty old. This made me think about how old Pam is getting now and that makes these photos even more spectacular to me. She still looks fabulous. Sure she may need a bit more makeup to and there’s a little bit more sand in her hourglass but she looks damn good all things considered. I’m quite certain she’s more plastic than flesh at this point but I don’t really care. She looks like she’s happy with how she looks so what else really matters?

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I have to confess, I’m not great at spotting camel toes but it kind of looks like Rosie Huntington might be sporting one in a few of these photos. I can see why guys think camel toes are sexy but I don’t really get it. Perhaps because I have a vagina. That’s all beside the point. Camel toe or not, Rosie Huntington looks absolutely gorgeous in her Halloween costume in Beverly Hills, CA. I love the sexy glasses. Have to be honest, I have no idea what she’s dressed as but I like the costume all the same. It’s sexy but it’s still unique. I love these photos, camel toe or no camel toe.

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Melissa Satta is a babe. That’s pretty obvious. That ass of hers is amazing. Kevin Prince Boateng is a lucky, lucky man. I like these photos for many reasons. I obviously enjoy the fact that Melissa I get to look at Melissa in a bikini but beyond that Kevin is not too hard on the eyes either. I love a man with tattoos so Kevin is obviously appealing. More than both of those factors though, I like the fact that these two look so happy together. Of course looks can be deceiving but they seem to be having a nice day together. With so many celebrity break ups in the news these days, it’s nice to see a couple that seems to be in a good place in their relationship.

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