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April 1, 2010
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Tila Tequila With Crazy Melons

Latest pictures of this lesser known model, singer and self proclaimed television personality, Tila Tequila, shows her on trying to be sexy mode while shopping at a supermarket. It seems, the Singapore born Tila has gone mad after the death of her super rich fiancé Casey Johnson, socialite and heiress to the Johnson & Johnson brand. Tila was spotted wearing a transparent black dress. She was also photographed holding melons in each hand next to her breasts. Many photographs saw her bending over after dropping stuff off the supermarket shelves. If we are to believe Tila, she is having her brother’s surrogate baby and is already 4 months pregnant.

August 28, 2008
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Heidi Montag’s Two Melons

Heidi Montag and her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt were doing their grocery shopping at their local supermarket. That picture of Heidi trying to look innocent while carrying two melons is priceless. Earlier this week, Montag had released the official version of her music video, titled “Overdosin.” The setting caught everyone by surprise because it was so 1970s style. Montag and her back up dancers/ models were all dressed in leotards and exercise gear.

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July 24, 2008
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Traci Bingham’s Melons

Traci Bingham put on her casual wear as she went grocery shopping. Her yellow and white polka dotted bandana was a bright spot and a thinking cap for her as she became engrossed in deep concentration. She was trying to discern which of the two water melons deserved her consumption. She could be having some powerful vision that assisted her. I usually see shoppers shaking and knocking water melons to discern their hollow or filled cavities. Those melons looked about the same size as her…

Traci Bingham

July 9, 2013
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Emmy Rossum Has Huge Balloons

I hate using such a cheesy, sleazy title on such an uncheesy, unsleazy young lady but I couldn’t help it. I looked at the first picture and knew that had to be the title. The only thing that could’ve made a more obvious joke was if the balloons were melons instead. Ah, boob jokes – not quite as good as dick jokes but still funny. Anyway, balloon boobs aside, I love these photos of Emmy Rossum. She just looks like she’s so happy and looks like she’s having so much fun. These photos just make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Great photos. Emmy is too cute for words.

May 28, 2011
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Hilary Duff At The Sobe Life Water Event

Hilary Duff is positively adorable. I love her. She seems to have avoided all of the trappings of fame that destroyed her one time peers. Granted I can’t remember the last time she had a hit single, but what does it matter? The girl still looks fabulous and more than that – she looks happy. Here in New York at the Sobe Life Water event, Hilary looks like she’s having a great time. I wanted to make some sort of pun about melons, but I’m not entirely sure those are melons. Balls, maybe? I don’t know but they have the little Sobe lizard on them. Does Hilary have the Sobe logo stamped on her melons? You be the judge.

December 22, 2010
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Tamara Mellon Pairs Bikini With Fedora

Is it sad that until right now – right this very second – I had no idea who Tamara Mellon was? You don’t either? Alright, I feel better. Tamara Mellon is the co-founder of Jimmy Choo; the luxury shoe, handbag and accessory powerhouse brand. Can I just point out that it’s more than a little bit ironic that Tamara’s last name is Mellon and she hit the beach in a bikini that shows off, well, her melons? They’re not spectacular, but they’re certainly not bad. I just couldn’t resist making the most lame and obvious pun possible. It’s kind of my thing.

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