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I don’t normally like to point out cellulite on celebrities (or even the friends of celebrities) but it’s a little hard to ignore this time around. I mean – that is a lot of cellulite on Audrina Patridge’s beach buddy. It’s not as defined in later pictures, so maybe it was just a bad angle, but holy cottage cheese in that first one. Anyway, on to the ‘star’. I haven’t really been hearing much about Audrina since she was voted off “Dancing with the Stars” but she looks pretty good in these pictures. She has a sort of wholesome look. Maybe wholesome isn’t the right word. Maybe just less slutty than many of her contemporaries. Either way, nice to see her out and about enjoying the last of her fifteen minutes of fame.

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I can hear it now. Ew, cellulite. Cottage cheese and all that typical blah, blah, blah. It bothers me that when people look at these pictures of Heather Graham in Ischia, Italy, that might be all they see. Never mind those long, gorgeous legs, that tight, toned stomach and shapely waste. It’s all about a little dimpling in an otherwise fine looking ass. I say screw the cellulite. Heather Graham is one of the coolest, sexiest, most unique women in Hollywood and that has to count for something. In a sea of the same as far as the eye can see, Heather stands out. That makes her far sexier than any other doe-eyed actress or slutty pop-tart.

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By now, our regular readers should probably know I have a pretty love/hate relationship with Jennifer Nicole Lee. She’s gorgeous, yes but she has a tendency to wear the sluttiest possible outfits whenever she’s out in public. I don’t like that – never have. It just seems so trashy and desperate. I don’t mind women wearing skimpy bikinis at the beach or by the pool because that’s where skimpy outfits belong. I don’t even mind women wearing lingerie and things of that nature in public places for the purposes of a photoshoot because that’s often just part of the job. I do, however, find it distasteful when a woman goes out to the grocery store wearing an outfit that looks like it came straight out of her lingerie drawer. This is the kind of outfit we normally see Jennifer Nicole Lee in. That is not the case here. I think she looks great in these photos, snapped as she went out in Miami. It might be a little racier than anything I’d wear but it still is far more conservative than her normal attire. I have to give her points for that.

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Again, slutty costumes and Halloween go hand in hand. Halloween is the one time a year when ‘slutty’ isn’t an insult and I mean that with complete sincerity. I dressed up as one of Dexter Morgan’s victims for Halloween a few years back and was the first to admit that was a slutty costume (saran wrap over a bikini and nothing else but a red mark on my cheek) so don’t misunderstand me. When I refer to Jenny McCarthy’s slutty Halloween costume, it’s not a shot at her. It’s just a fact. She’s wearing lingerie and little else. Slutty. Also, entirely acceptable on Halloween. I love these photos of Jenny in Vegas and I love her costume. While I think the slutty cat thing is a bit overdone, there are some women who can pull it off and Jenny is definitely one of those women. The leopard print lingerie was a great touch.

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