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July 12, 2013
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Sofia Vergara In Stretch Pants At The Airport

I stand by my assertion that Sofia Vergara is one of the most beautiful women on television but I need to follow that up with a confession: I’m not really feeling these photos snapped at LAX Airport. I’m going to cut Sofia some serious slack though. It’s an airport and as I said a few days ago in regards to Pam Anderson, airports aren’t exactly known for offering glamour shot opportunities. All told though, Sofia still looks pretty fantastic. I suppose I just don’t find airport shots all that special. I’m  not going to complain too much though. Thrilling or not, Sofia Vergara shots are Sofia Vergara shots and I’m happy to have them. I love this lady, even if I don’t love these photos.

November 4, 2011
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Christina Milian Steps Out In Stretch Pants

I’m not really sure those are stretch pants. For a girl, I really suck at fashion. Regardless, Christina Milian looks damn hot in this set of pictures and I guess that’s really all that matters. Then again, Christina looks damn hot in most pictures so I guess it really comes as no surprise that cameras caught her looking good. Back to the outfit for a moment though. I don’t get the bra top and the unzipped hoodie. Sure it’s sexy but it doesn’t seem very logical. It’s it’s cold enough for a sweater one would think it would make sense to put a t-shirt on. Whatever though. She looks hot and I’m sure that was the goal. Logic never has and never will have any place in fashion.

November 7, 2012
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Bad Poetry About Kim Kardashian And Her Ass.

I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

April 28, 2012
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Sofia Vergara Is A Beautiful Woman

Hitting the streets of New York City in black stretch pants, a loose fitting blue tank top and monster high heeled ankle boots, Sofia Vergara reminds everyone why she is considered one of the most beautiful women in the world. She is confident, sexy and not afraid to show off her beautiful curves which makes her even more alluring. I love the fact that even in an outfit this casual Vergara still exudes sensuality and an almost elegant air. And hey, who doesn’t love seeing a beautiful woman with a lollipop? This lady is a knockout, pure and simple and that’s why we love her so much. I’m sure there are some people that will look at this picture and think she’s got a little too much meat on her bones, but in an industry where skin and bones is the norm, it’s nice to see a sexy siren rockin’ her curves.

April 14, 2012
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Imogen Thomas Bares Her Belly In London

I have a pair of tights/stretch pants (whatever they’re called) just like the ones Imogen Thomas is wearing in these pictures snapped in London and I have to admit I’d never be brave enough to pair them with a belly baring top. Imogen is definitely far more comfortable in her own skin than I am and I definitely respect that. I also happen to think she looks gorgeous, as usual. I don’t know that I love the decision to pair the tights with the belly shirt as much as I admire the guts it took to do it but I’m sure Imogen is happy with the look so I suppose that’s all that matters.

February 13, 2012
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Kelly Brook Camel Toe Pic

Now, I’m sure you all know by now that I have a serious soft spot for Kelly Brook. When I saw her name on my list of assignments for today, I was excited. I opened the post and looked at the pictures. I had one thought. Why is she not wearing pants? I have had nightmares like this. You know the one. You’re out and about somewhere and suddenly realize *gasp!* you’ve forgotten your pants! I get that this is sort of the style now but with the rest of her outfit, the stretch pants (tights? leggings?) just don’t look right. Heavy sweater? Check. Winter jacket? Check. Winter boots (very cute ones, I might add)? Check. Pants? Oops! The poor girl looks like she’s freezing! Regardless, I have to say I do like the way she looks in these pictures (taken in London) despite the questionable bottoms. She is a lovely woman and hey – who doesn’t make questionable fashion choices from time to time.

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