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It seems like it’s been forever since last we heard about little Taylor Momsen. I missed her and her crazy antics. Taylor and her band, The Pretty Reckless, hit the stage at the Tattoo Rock Parlour in Toronto and these are the pictures from that performance. I’m not the least bit surprised to see her in what look like leather panties paired with a black ‘Satan’ tank top and black thigh high tights. The problem with Momsen is that you can’t really call her sexy. I mean, she’s so young it would just be inappropriate. I was kind of growing tired of her half naked antics, but only now am I realizing what a void was left in my life when Taylor apparently decided to put on clothes. I don’t know, folks. I’m so back and forth on this girl, I get dizzy writing about her.

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Oh Taylor Momsen. You make it pretty hard to defend you, but I’m going to try. Here in London, Taylor hits the town wearing a t-shirt as a dress, a leather jacket and white boots I would probably cut off a toe to own. Now, being that I am a woman and I do on occasion like to wear short skirts and dresses, I know that it can be pretty hard to get out of a vehicle without flashing your panties at anyone that happens to be looking. It’s like freaking rocket science. You actually have to keep your knees together or – *gasp* – hold the hem of your skirt or dress down to cover the offending garment. I don’t know how women have the time for all of that. Seriously though, it’s not hard at all to avoid the crotch shot – not as hard as some young ‘ladies’ in Hollywood would have you believe anyway. All I can say is at least she’s wearing panties.

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Oh Taylor. You were once so cute and innocent. Now look at you – black thigh-high garters, slip dress, Courtney Love rat’s nest hair and gothic black eyeliner. We’ve seen it all before. This is your signature style – how you separate yourself from the Miley’s in the actress turned pop star game. That sneaky little upskirt shot from your live Concert in Carson couldn’t have been an accident. You much know you can’t wear a dress that short on stage and not flash a little panty here and there. I don’t think you care though. I’ll admit, I have an inexplicable distaste for Miley Cyrus. It’s a problem, but for some reason, I like Taylor Momsen. Maybe it’s because she’s doing something different. Maybe it’s because she has attitude. Maybe it’s because she isn’t everywhere like Ms. Cyrus. But please, Taylor. You’re not even seventeen. Put on some damn pants before I have to start having a problem with you too. You don’t have to flash your panties to be a rock star. A little talent helps though. At least you have that.

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Rarely do I get the chance to show off my poetry skills here on HQ Celebrity, but this is one of those rare opportunities. Are you ready? Here goes:

“Here in London,
Not in France,
I see Katie’s underpants.”

Genius right? Yeah, I know. Terrible, but who cares? Katie Price is flashing her panties. I feel like I just wrote a post like this the other day. Perhaps it was the Taylor Momsen post. I will never understand why it’s so hard for celebrities to get out of cars without flashing undergarments. Let’s hope they never figure it out though. What would life be without upskirt shots?

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