written by Wanda

The Always Classy Tila Tequila

I know sarcasm doesn’t always come across on the internet so let me clear up any confusion the title of this post might’ve caused. There is nothing – and I mean nothing – classy about Tila Tequila. She’s is pretty much the walking, talking definition of trashy but for some reason I will never be able to explain, I find her absolutely fascinating. It makes no sense. Generally, people like Tila – women and men who would do anything, say anything and exploit anything to become famous or stay in the spotlight – irk me beyond words. While Tila is no exception, I can’t help finding her interesting. Here in Santa Monica, California, Tila straps on a pair of roller blades and little else and shows off for the camera. Her fifteen minutes of fame was up about half an hour ago but she still manages to get people to take her picture and still gets people like me to write about her. Like I said, fascinating.


  • She’s looking skinnier than I remember her to be. I don’t know why she doesn’t just roller skate in the nude – she’s about a quarter of the way there. I’m sure there’s a lot more to her than what she has on show, and to be honest, that’s what I’m more interested in.

    • I would like to say I agree, but judging by everything that comes out of her mouth, I’m really not sure there is. She seems as if her life is all about sex and using her body to try to get people to notice her. Of course, I could be wrong. It’s been known to happen from time to time. I have to say it’s pretty sad though as that’s very much the impression she gives off.

  • Freak of the week.

  • Money and sex can make the world go round, but nowhere as much as love and love of self can. I feel sorry for Tila if her body is all she thinks she’s worth. She’s more beautiful than she realizes.

  • She looks like she’s on drugs.

  • I hope Tila has a couple of really good friends in her life. Hell, one will do. Someone who loves her for who she is, not what she looks like. ‘Cos she’s gonna need that friend/that support one day more than ever (if she hasn’t reached that point already).

  • Petr Pan, she could very well be on drugs. But maybe not. She must have some form of escapism though. Maybe the plastic surgery is part of that. To me, she doesn’t look like she’s on drugs. She just looks like she needs a lot of love – the good kind – the pure kind.

  • wtf was she thinking?!?

  • I think that she is an annoying person. I have never liked her at all. And the photo of her grabbing her breast is just a turn off. You are sort of skanky there Miss Tila. I think you need to get a check on yourself.

  • I just do not much care for her. She is sort of gross in my opinion. I just think that she could live her life so much better. I agree with Sarah that she is very annoying. And she is not hot at all.

  • too skinny

  • doesn’t matter she’s still a sold 8/10 in my book