So Helen Flanagan went to the James Milner Foundation Ball in Manchester and decided to wear what I have to assume was intended to be a child’s Halloween costume or possibly, a child’s costume for a beauty pageant or dance recital. On a child, it would look adorable. On a full grown woman, it just looks ridiculous. The only thing I don’t hate about this entire outfit is her shoes. The hair would probably be nice if she didn’t choose to wear it like this with this particular outfit. It looks like she’s paired a ballerina bun with a child’s ballerina costume and is attempting to be sexy in it. No. It just doesn’t work. On any level. I don’t get it and now I have a headache. Thanks, Helen. Thanks so much.