Oh LeAnn… what happened to you? It seems like just yesterday you were being hailed as the next Patsy Cline. You were the little girl with the big voice – so sweet and innocent with a voice that could break hearts. Do you remember those days? The days when you were the princess of country music? I remember and I miss them. Frolicking in Santa Barbara, you look like a shadow of your former self. Sure you look like you’re having fun and your body is still pretty hot, but really, you’ve seen better days, haven’t you. It’s a little sad. The dimply thighs are all people can focus on. You have a rockin’ ass though, dear. At least you still have that.
