There are a lot of things I love about Maria Kouka but there are a few things I don’t really love about these photos so I really almost didn’t like these photos. One thing saved them for me – Maria’s ridiculous body. To me, this woman is just about as perfect as a woman can be. She’s curvy in all the right places – athletic without being too muscular. She looks soft and feminine while still looking like she could kick my ass. I have no idea why that turns me on as much as it does. Perhaps I should seek professional help. Perhaps I should just keep staring at Maria. Yes – definitely option 2.

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Fernanda Marin is the kind of woman I really love to see on this website. She doesn’t look like every other hottie in a bikini and I like that. At the same time, she’s not one of those women I obsess over for being so unique when really, I don’t actually find them all that attractive. There are a few of those women on this site. Bet you can’t guess which ones. Anyway, Fernanda is just a lovely, beautiful, woman who clearly has self confidence to spare. Is anything sexier that that? This is just a great set of photos. I’m in love.

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Now this is what I’m talking about. So yesterday I kind of ragged on Imogen Thomas and Kate Upton a little bit for a pair of underwhelming photo sets and I was sure something was going on. I love Kate and I love Imogen so clearly there had to be something wrong with me. Well, maybe there was but the fog seems to have cleared today because here is Jennifer Hawkins and I’m nearly reduced to a puddle of drool on the floor. Weird part? I’m not always a big Jennifer Hawkins fan. Love these shots though. Very nice. Very pretty lady, indeed.

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Ah feck. Here we are again and I’m once again whining about a girl I usually love. Is the world less sexy these days? Is that’s what’s happening here? I dunno, ladies and gentlemen. Perhaps I’m just off my game or perhaps this really is an underwhelming set of Imogen Thomas shots. Her cans look great and all and it looks like she’s enjoying herself but I usually find her drop dead gorgeous and in these shots… well, not so much. She certainly isn’t unattractive but I don’t find her quite as attractive as I’d normally find her. So there’s that. Do what you will with it.

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So I’ve been gone a long time, again, but I’m back now and bitchier than ever. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me, friends? I love Kate Upton but these shots… they’re not doing it for me at all. The star of these shots, snapped in New York, is definitely Kate’s blond friend and I don’t even think she’s all that attractive. Perhaps I’m getting pickier or perhaps I’m just not really loving these particular photos. They can’t all be winners… right? I’m sure by the next set of Kate photos, I’ll be in love all over again and life will make sense again.

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Paris Hilton is a good looking woman. I know some people will argue that but hey, everyone has the right to their opinion and that’s my opinion. Honestly though, I’m not sure I really love these photos. The dress is nice enough and it looks pretty on her but I don’t know. I’m not really feeling the excitement with this set of photos. I guess it’s the fact that I’ve seen Paris’ bare breasts more times than I can count. The whole sheer top thing kind of loses it’s appeal when you’ve already seen the goods without anything covering them at all. That’s not always the case but it is for me with these shots.

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