Oh how I hate to write this point because I know someone somewhere is going to be offended by it. Elena Santarelli has an incredible body but there is honestly something about her face I don’t find attractive. I’m a total package kind of girl – meaning I like a girl with the total package not am a girl with the total package. I’m a hypocrite like that. I think it’s Elena’s jaw that throws me off. I find strong, square jaws on women a little mannish, but hey, what do I know? Not much. I will say these shots of Elena in a bikini for Agogoa, Milan FW make it pretty hard to criticize. I mean, just look at that ass. She’s get a killer body. I’ll leave it at that.

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I don’t actually know where these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini were taken but it looks like a golf course to me what with the golf carts and the lush green grass. This kind of makes me wonder why AnnaLynne is strutting around on a golf course in a bikini. How distracting must that be for the other golfers? I’m kidding of course. I’m sure this was for a photo shoot or a scene from her show “90210”. Even so, just imagine if it’s not. That right there is enough to make me start playing golf. Well maybe not, but it’s enough to make me think about it.

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The other day, I wrote about a new set of Britney Spears crotch shots and mentioned feeling a bit bad for her. Everything I said then can be said now for Kate Hudson but with Kate, it’s even more true. It’s clear the girl isn’t happy with the cameras crowding her; even putting up her hand to block them. Perhaps she should’ve blocked something a little lower but that’s really not the point. Say what you want about celebs asking for fame and all that – no one should have to worry about getting out of their car. Whatever though. Kate has been one of my favorite actresses since she played Penny Lane in “Almost Famous” so perhaps I’m just a little protective of her. Love Kate and despite the intrusion, I like these pictures. This is me being a complete hypocrite.

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Here’s what I love about Rihanna – she isn’t perfect and one gets the impression that she knows that but she stills has boundless confidence and isn’t afraid to show off her body. She has the sort of body I dream of having. She is curvy in all the right places but toned and fit. As she performs at the Nilson Nelson Arena in Brasilia, Rihanna grabs a handful of my favorite part of her body – her ass. I imagine that’s the best part about being Rihanna. She gets to grab her ass whenever she wants to. I’m sure if I tried I’d get slapped. It’d be totally worth it though.

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So Desperate Housewives is still on the air? I guess I heard something about that but to be honest, I haven’t watched the show since about the middle of season three – maybe earlier, maybe later. I suppose I just lost interest. I guess it must be doing okay though, seeing as it’s made it to season 8. One thing I never lost interest in, however, was drooling over pictures of the gorgeous Eva Longoria. This lady is sexy all over. In this Desperate Housewives Season 8 Promo shoot, Eva looks absolutely smoking hot as always. Those legs are incredible. Perhaps what I liked most about Eva is the fact that she still looks good without all the makeup. That’s always nice to see. These shots are almost enough to make me start watching again… almost.

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I know I’ve sometimes been hard on Jennifer Love Hewitt but it’s only because I love her so very much. I have been a J-love fan since I was but a teenager and I have been a fan ever since. She’s adorable in a super sexy sort of way. That’s not something you see very often. She’s funny and somehow wholesome while still being a total babe. She might not always bring her A-game when it comes to fashion, but here in Studio City she definitely did. Love the dress, love the shoes, love the body and love the girl. I hope to see even more photo sets of J-love like this one. I love being granted the opportunity to shower this beautiful woman with praise.

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