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I love Demi Moore. I’ve loved her since I was but a young thing and I will probably love her until the day I die but that doesn’t mean I’m not terribly worried about the woman. I guess I just don’t really gets what’s going on with her. It’s like she’s having some sort of mid-life crisis, trying to hold onto her youth no matter what the cost. She looks like she’s having fun in these photos from the Chanel Beachside BBQ in Miami and that counts for something but having fun or not, I worry that it’s going to go too far again. It wasn’t long ago that Demi was rushed to the hospital and entered rehab. I hope she pulls herself together and gets herself back on the right track. This woman is so beautiful and so talented. I don’t want to see things take a bad turn again. I’m really rooting for her.

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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I have a soft spot for Selena Gomez even though I can’t quite figure out why. Of course she’s beautiful, talented and looks great in a bikini but it’s something more than that. Perhaps I like the fact that, unlike a lot of stars her age, she hasn’t been involved in any really serious scandals. She isn’t out partying and being crazy. She’s just a young girl that really seems to have her head screwed on straight. That’s so refreshing. In these photos of Selena in Miami, Florida, she seems like any other girl her age. She’s enjoying a little time by the pool and seems to be relaxed and carefree. I think Selena has a bright future in the entertainment industry as long as she keeps making smart choices.

 

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Gwen Stefani has long been one of my personal style idols. She always looks exceptionally fantastic and these photos from Miami are no exception. It blows my mind that she doesn’t seem to have aged one bit since the first time I saw Ni Doubt’s “Just a Girl” video. I also love the fact that she has her own unique style. She doesn’t dress like everyone else but her personal style remains constant. She’s always been the platinum blond with the bold red lips and pale, milky skin. Trends come and go but she doesn’t pay them any mind. She sticks with what’s comfortable for her and it always looks spectacular. I couldn’t love this woman more if I tried.

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I love it when beautiful women like Candice Swanepoel go on vacation. While I love seeing a gorgeous woman relaxing and having a good time, my favorite thing about when hot celebrity women go on vacation is the flood of sexy bikini pics that turn up on a near daily basis. Candice Swanepoel’s Miami vacation is an extra special treat because I don’t often get to see candid shots of this beautiful girl. That makes photo sets like this one a little more special. Candice looks like she’s having such a great time in these pictures and I love seeing that. I like her professional photos, of course, but these candids are a little more interesting to me. Beautiful girl. Beautiful pictures. I hope her vacation continues a little while longer. I’m not ready to say goodbye to pictures like these ones just yet.

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It seems like Michelle Hunziker spends her every waking moment in a bikini because every time I post about her, that’s what she’s wearing. Of course I’m not complaining because she is a stunning woman who looks fantastic in a bikini. It was really just an observation. If I looked like Michelle, I can promise you I’d be spending a fairly good chunk of my time in a bikini as well. The thing I like about these pictures, and Michelle in general, is the fact that she doesn’t just seem to be wearing a bikini to get people to look at her. She’s just hanging out on a beach in Miami and is wearing a bikini while she does it. I can’t wait for the next set. I’m sure I won’t have to wait long.

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