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First things first, Ashley Tisdale looks fantastic in these photos. I’m not generally a fan of super short shorts and whatnot but I actually kind of think they work with the stockings (leg warmers?) she’s wearing here. I don’t really get the point but it looks good so I’m going to let the lack of logic of this outfit pass. What really excites me about these pictures though is the fact that they serve as a reminder that in less than one month, “Sons of Anarchy” will be back on the air. It seems like a guest stint on a show like “SOA” is a weird career move for Miss. Tisdale, but I think it’s a smart one. She’s introducing herself to a whole new audience and branching out into new territory. I, for one, can’t wait to see what she does. I also can’t wait for the new season of “SOA” to start. Best show on television? Yes.

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I really want to feel bad for Katy Perry and her major wardrobe malfunction here but I can’t stop giggling. I’m sure she would understand. I feel her pain. I really do. Nearly the exact thing that happened to Katy in these photos from San Dimas happened to me a few years back at the beach. I was climbing up onto some rocks to dive in the water and then my butt was hanging out for the whole beach to see. Horribly embarrassing but it differs from Katy’s experience because my little oopsie moment happened in front of a handful of people. The only people that saw my rear were the people who were on the beach. Katy’s bare button is all over the internet now. I somehow doubt she cares in the least.

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What is sexy snorkeling you ask? Glad you did. Sexy snorkeling is just like regular snorkeling except it’s done by Rihanna in a leopard print bikini and is therefore sexy. I freaking love Rihanna. That ass of hers is just ridiculous. The rest of her is also pretty damn incredible. I don’t know what it is about Rihanna I like so much. Of course she’s beautiful and of course she’s talented but so are a lot of people. There’s just something about her that’s special to me. I remember I worked in a music store back when her first album came out. Someone came in looking for her CD and I had no idea who this Rihanna person was. The customer told me Rihanna was the next big thing so I decided to check her out. I fell in love and I haven’t wavered in that love since. I don’t imagine that will change any time soon, either.

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I’m not kidding. I might have to write this post with sunglasses on because I can’t bring myself to look directly at the hotness that is Nicole Trunfio. She is pretty much the walking, talking epitome of my ideal woman. The fact that she happens to be with an also gorgeous woman, Jessica Gomes, in these photos from Miami only makes matters worse. I’m having a hard time concentrating on writing this post. I just keep going back and looking at the pictures. Okay. Focus. So here we have Nicole Trunfio and Jessica Gomes being crazy hot in Miami as … nope. I just can’t do it. There is too much sexy in these photos. I can’t take it.

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There are many, many things I love about Candice Swanepoel. The fact that she looks absolutely incredible wearing next to nothing (or nothing at all, in this case), is pretty high on that list. This woman is just phenomenal looking, isn’t she? Simply stunning. I love the hair in this photo as well. It adds a little something extra to an already fantastic set of photos. I also like the tone of the pictures. They’re racing but still classy somehow. I’m sure class isn’t easy to pull off when you’re standing naked in front of photographers. Sure these photos have a very ‘posed’ vibe but that’s not always a bad thing. They almost look like works of art. I can tell you without a trace of doubt I would frame these and hang them on my wall any day of the week.

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At least I think Lisa Rinna is getting a spray tan. I’ve never had one myself so I don’t really know what the whole thing looks like. It is merely what I assume is happening based on the context. Anyway, that’s really beside the point. I know a lot of people like to pick on Lisa about her lips and her various plastic surgery procedures but I don’t think any of that is really a huge deal. I think she looks beautiful, especially for a woman her age. I’ve always said I don’t think there’s anything wrong with accepting a helping hand if you want to keep the hands of time under control. Some women prefer aging gracefully while others don’t. Either is fine with me. I hope to look half as good as Lisa does when I’m her age and if I had the means, I wouldn’t be above asking for a little nip or tuck to make that happen.

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