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July 28, 2010
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Alicia Douvall Has An Ass That Could Kill

Who is Alicia Douvall exactly? A reality star? An actress? A model? Well, I’m not entirely sure. What I am sure of, however, is that the woman has an ass like an apple and in Hollywood, that alone could be enough to get her somewhere in the business. Will she be the next Angelina Joli? Will she be the next Tara Reid? Will she continue to be on the cusp of fame but never make it beyond that? I don’t know. My job is to write about pictures and these ones are easy to write about. This girl is smoking hot. Here on Monica Beach, Alicia puts her ass on display and thank heavens for that. Keep it up, lady. It definitely works for you.

July 28, 2010
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Valeria Mazza In Light Floral Bikini

If you haven’t heard of Valeria Mazza, don’t worry. She might not have the most recognizable name in the fashion industry but you’ve probably seen her face. Valeria has been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Elle, Vogue, Glamor and has presented awards at the San Remo music festival in Italy. In many places, her name is synonymous with glamor and high fashion but you wouldn’t know it to see the blond beauty relaxing in Sardinia. Valeria is a mother of four and a has been married for over ten years. In a world where crazy seems to come with the territory, Valeria avoids those trappings and is instead well-adjusted and normal. You have to admire her for that. Plus, she knows how to work it in a bikini, even if there are better bodies on the beach.

July 28, 2010
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Alessandra Ambrosio In Three Sexy Bikinis

Showing off why everyone wants to know Victoria’s Secret, Alessandra Ambrosio poses in three different sexy bikinis and looks stunning in all of them. The photo shoot for the Victoria’s Secret catalog could not possibly be sexier. There aren’t many people that could make polka dots look sexy, but when Alessandra pours herself into this pink and white polka dot bikini and blue and white polka dot bikini, she sets pulses racing. As if that wasn’t enough, she changes into that tiny leopard print number. Seeking her gorgeous body wrapped in leopard print begs one word and one word only – ‘Meow!’ With a body that perfect, this woman should never wear anything less revealing than a bikini.

July 27, 2010
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Christina Milian Is Still A Dream Girl

With or without The-Dream at her side, Christina Milian shows the world she is still a dream girl. This woman gave birth six months ago. Six. That is hard to believe looking at her in this tight blue spandex workout suit. Christina is alleging her soon to be ex-husband cheated on her and delivered her divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant which begs the question; what kind of man does that? Cheat on a woman like Milian, I mean. Her body is just ridiculous. If she’s at all torn up about the split, she isn’t letting it keep the smile off her face though and you gotta admire the girl for that. She’s going about her business confident that the truth about the whole sordid event will come out soon.

July 27, 2010
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Michelle Hunziker Crotch Shot

You have to give Michelle Hunziker credit. She somehow manages to make a crotch shot look almost classy and somehow manages to avoid showing off anything she doesn’t want you to see. There are a few female celebrities that should take notes, here. Michelle looks flawless on Varigotti beach; almost wholesome and innocent, even if she is dangerously close to flashing the goody box. This Swiss actress, model, and singer sports a tiny blue bikini taking every chance to show off that round, firm perfect ass without looking desperate or skanky. This isn’t something many women can pull off. Maybe it’s that angelic smile or the lack of makeup. She’s just a girl on the beach enjoying the water. She just happens to look phenomenal while she’s doing it.

July 27, 2010
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Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Hit The Beach

It’s gotta be hard being Kourtney Kardashian. I mean, it’s gotta be harder being Khloe Kardashian, but still. If I was Kourtney, I would try to avoid ever being photographed in a bikini next to Kim because there’s just no competition here. Kourtney is a stunner – no question about that. She has the sort of body that would make a man beg. But Kim – Kim has that ass and there is just no competing with that thing. Kim’s ass is like crack – no pun intended. It’s addictive. J-Lo herself has to bow down and accept that Kim has stolen her crown. Kim Kardashian is the Queen of the Caboose and poor Kourtney isn’t even in the Royal Court. Here in South Beach, the sisters have fun playing on the beach and enjoying some quality sister time, but you can’t help but wonder if somewhere in Kourtney’s head, she isn’t hoping that Kim will decide to be modest and cover up that famous rear.

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