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Is it sad that until right now – right this very second – I had no idea who Tamara Mellon was? You don’t either? Alright, I feel better. Tamara Mellon is the co-founder of Jimmy Choo; the luxury shoe, handbag and accessory powerhouse brand. Can I just point out that it’s more than a little bit ironic that Tamara’s last name is Mellon and she hit the beach in a bikini that shows off, well, her melons? They’re not spectacular, but they’re certainly not bad. I just couldn’t resist making the most lame and obvious pun possible. It’s kind of my thing.

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I’ve always been a fan of Pamela Anderson although I can’t exactly explain why. She’s kind of the epitome of blond bimbo and I generally don’t like that, but there’s something about Pam I identify with. I love her outspoken support of animal rights even if I sometimes think PETA goes a bit overboard in it’s methods. I have to say though, after looking at these pictures of Pam on Big Brother, Mumbai, she’s really starting to show her age. While some in Hollywood (the vast minority) choose to age gracefully, Pam is really going to other way with it; trying to conceal her age with pounds of makeup and those eyes? I dunno – maybe she thought the whole dead eyes thing works for her, but it just kind of looks a bit too creepy. The last few times I’ve seen Pam she’s left me scratching my head. I’d like to see her look not so desperate.

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Melanie Brown certainly isn’t a shy one, is she? I’ve come to believe Melanie treasures two things in life above all else (family excluded); her killer abs and her killer boobs – not that I have a problem with that. Here at the Nevermind Nightclub in Sydney, Mel once again puts her girls on display and gets a little helping hand in making sure she doesn’t show too much. Lucky bastard. After her triumphant return as a guest judge on Dancing With the Stars for their 200th episode extravaganza, Mel has a lot to celebrate. Or maybe she’s just celebrating the fact that even after giving birth her rack still looks fantastic. Hey, I’ll drink to that!

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I will never understand the need some women feel to punish their boobs to make themselves look sexier. I mean, sure, her boobs look fantastic in these pictures taken in London, but the poor girl looks like she can barely breathe. Besides that, I can’t even imagine the pain her girls are in all smushed like that. Regardless, Melanie Brown (or Mel B or Scary Spice… whichever you prefer) does look pretty damn good. I’m not the biggest fan of what she’s done with her hair, but her breasts are really all I can look at. The dress is flattering and her legs look fantastic. She looks incredible. I just can’t get passed the strangled boobs. Is looking good a fair trade off for being able to breathe comfortably. Yeah, probably.

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Carley Stenson and Melissa Walton hit the water in Ibiza and I have to say, they look fantastic. There is something special about seeing two gorgeous women strutting their stuff in tiny bikinis while looking like they are genuinely enjoying their time together. I think they’re both absolutely adorable and they clearly work hard to keep their bodies in shape. Bodies like that don’t happen by accident. They both look confident and comfortable with who they are and how they look. Why not show off the results of their hard work and have a little fun in the sun at the same time? Seeing them smiling and laughing and not paying any attention at all to the cameras snapping their every move reminds us that it is possible for a beautiful woman to not be completely self absorbed. I can think of a few celebrities who could take notes.

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Oh dear, Pam. You’re starting to show you’re age a little. I remember when you were still the fresh faced Tool Time girl on Home Improvement, but times have certainly changed. While some choose to grow old gracefully, you seem to want to fight it at every turn – tooth, nail, surgeon and makeup by the pound. You know what though? You’re still smokin’ hot. Other women wouldn’t be able to pull this whole mess off, but Pam, here in TAO Beach at the Venetian Hotel, you show the world that you make a hot mess look just plain hot. I’d like to see what you look like without all that makeup. Or, on second thought, maybe I wouldn’t. Keep doing what you do well, Pammy. You still rock it.

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