October 03, 2011
I don’t really understand the purpose of celebrity perfumes. I only own one celebrity fragrance. I bought it because it smelled pretty and was on sale for about ten bucks for a giant bottle. That’s how I do my shopping, folks. It is Britney Spears’ perfume. Curious, I think it’s called. What does that have to do with Heidi Klum? Nothing really. I just really don’t like these pictures of her promoting her new fragrance ‘Shine’ in Hollywood but I really don’t want to say that. I love Heidi so talking about the ugly dress she’s wearing just feels wrong. I guess I did it anyway. Whatever. That’s my job.

July 13, 2011
Miranda Kerr and Heidi Klum – two of the most beautiful women in the world – went for a jog together in New York. I’m not sure what else to say about these pictures. These women are gorgeous. Two of my favorite models slip into some tight workout clothes and take a jog together and hotness ensues? That kind of goes without saying, I think. What I like about these pictures is that the girls really seem to be having fun together – just two incredible looking women staying in shape together. I love both of these women. They seem so down to earth. That’s definitely a quality I appreciate in my supermodels.

January 31, 2010
Heidi Klum has pretty much been sitting atop opportunities, and boy has she done well. As of now, she’s rubbing shoulders with many a popular entity, and that’s going to be for eternity. Her patchwork family is doing great, and Seal Samuel as we can see has been a great support system for this supermodel. She’s happily been hosting Project Runway for a few seasons, and has done Germany proud. Here’s her going down in history at Madame Tussauds, Berlin. As they say, the wax models are quite a delight, well, sure seems Heidi herself was quite thrilled at her waxed self.

April 27, 2009
Ever wondered why you can never get enough of Heidi Klum? Truth is she’s blessed with the type of beauty that’s’ unmatched. You wouldn’t term her the classic beauty but she’s certainly taken the fashion world by storm for all the years she’s been modeling and still continues to be a hot favorite. We all know that models aren’t meant to have very long career spans because there are always younger and fresher faces out there. It’s quite another thing to be Heidi Klum because she still gives the younger brigade a run for their money. These pictures are absolutely brilliant because anything she accessorizes with, wears or chooses to advertise sticks in the mind of readers.

April 04, 2009
This one’s a really cool pick. It’s Heidi Klum in one of her great looks. Well certainly I like this look much better than what she looked like at Oscars. In fact she looks pretty hot in that black dress, just the perfect long legs. But the one thing I can’t stop raving about is that super high heels, that’s what you call a gutsy pair of black high heels. Sure can’t imagine walking around on it but lying on a bench isn’t a bad idea, even better if you’re getting paid a little fortune for it. Let’s all look at those shoes.

March 05, 2009
Study these pictures carefully, for this is a true moment of history. I know of no lady who would even dream of doing something so prosaic as going to the Grocery Store without the usual 50lb sack of accessories you girls all insist on transporting. Yet here is the divine Ms. Klum, looking elegant and tailored as always in her little black dress, enhancing the ‘Perfect One’ bra show in L.A…without a trace of a handbag in one single picture. How is this possible? Can it be true that sentient life can proceed without hauling five-hundred things in a sack, half of which you don’t even remember you have? Ladies, we await your reviews.
