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Janice Dickinson is still always “on” whenever a camera is around.

Self-proclaimed first American supermodel Janice Dickinson adjusts her bra in Santa Monica. More of her after the jump.

I missed so much! It nearly brings a tear to my eye. I could’ve been enjoying all this hot months ago had it not been for life and it’s random dickery. Ah well. It’s really not so bad in the grand scheme of things. I still get to enjoy it and share it with all of you lovely people – it just happens to be a little later than expected. In this set of belated Halloween shots, we get to see Alessandra Ambrosio in a red devil bodysuit at a fair, Santa Monica with her kids. I have to hand it to Alessandra. The denim shorts look a little out of place with the outfit but are definitely a great option for making the outfit a little more “family event” friendly.

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I hate using such a cheesy, sleazy title on such an uncheesy, unsleazy young lady but I couldn’t help it. I looked at the first picture and knew that had to be the title. The only thing that could’ve made a more obvious joke was if the balloons were melons instead. Ah, boob jokes – not quite as good as dick jokes but still funny. Anyway, balloon boobs aside, I love these photos of Emmy Rossum. She just looks like she’s so happy and looks like she’s having so much fun. These photos just make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Great photos. Emmy is too cute for words.

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Here in Miami, Brooklyn Decker once again shows that she has fantastic breasts and she isn’t afraid to show them off. I always feel a little bit skeezy when I write about a woman when she’s photographed with her child, but sometimes it just can’t be avoided. I could talk about other things in the pictures like… her ass? No, that’s not much better. Screw it. Her boobs steal the show. This woman’s body is so hot even the sun is jealous. Skeezy or not, that’s just an unavoidable fact and writing about Brooklyn means writing about that body. Andy Roddick is a lucky, lucky man.

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Victoria’s Secret model, frequent television guest star and wife of Andy Roddick hit the beach in a bikini. Sexiness followed. This girl is hot but I can’t help feeling a little sorry for her bikini top. That poor bastard looks like it’s stretched to the max. I didn’t know they made industrial strength bikini tops. If I were her, I’d be concerned that thing is going to give up the battle at any moment and burst. What a pity that would be, right? Just kidding. I tease Brooklyn because she’s gorgeous, is killing it in that bikini and is freaking married to Andy Roddick. I don’t think I’ve been this jealous of a pretty blond since Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale.

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