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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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Now, it’s probably clear to most of our regular readers that I am not exactly a Kim Kardashian fan despite the fact that I find her attractive and love her style. I guess I’d describe my feelings for Kim as conflicted, to say the very least. With that said, I’m really not feeling these photos of Kim and her boyfriend, rapper Kanye West, in Miami. It’s not that Kim doesn’t look good. It’s more that the outfit is … I’m just not sure how to say horrible politely so I’m just going to say it. This outfit is horrible. It doesn’t seem to fit her properly, unless of course it’s meant to make her look flabby. Before anyone jumps on my back for that, I’m not saying Kim is flabby because she obviously isn’t. It’s just the way the outfit makes her look. It’s too tight in some areas which is making her skin muffin top out of it. For the record, I’m a slim girl and I will freely admit I would probably have the same issues if it were me wearing that outfit. Not a comment on Kim at all – just a rare fashion misstep for this Kardashian.

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Now, I’ve said this a million times but I think it’s worth repeating. I am not a fan of the Kardashian family. I just don’t understand why they’re famous or why I should care about what they do in their day to day lives. That doesn’t change the fact that they’re popular and people like reading about them, so here we are. All that out of the way, I like Kim Kardashian’s style. She always looks so put together. I like Khloe’s style as well but not quite as much as Kim’s. They’re both beautiful women who know how to pick out a great outfit. I don’t like them as celebrities and think they’re great examples of everything that is wrong with the celebrity cultures these days but I have to give credit where credit is due. They look great. I guess that’s enough.

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I really think Ariana Grande could really be a young actress worth keeping an eye on. Here on the set of “Swindle” in Vancouver, Ariana looks gorgeous, of course, but she also looks like she’s having a good time. I think that’s an important part of having a long lasting career in the entertainment industry. It can be hard to find the motivation to get up and go to work every morning for the rest of us, but for actors and actresses, that lack of motivation can really show on camera. Ariana seems to do a great job at everything she takes on, whether it’s music, television or films. I think “Swindle” could really be a smart move for her. Hopefully it will do well. I look forward to seeing it when it’s released.

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I am one of those people that tries not to rush to judgement on things, especially when celebrities are involved. The tabloid media has a way of taking a story and spinning it so it becomes something entirely different and I like to think I’m smart enough to see through that spin. Sometimes though, I have to wonder. Arianny Celeste is a great example of that. Back in May, Arianny was arrested for domestic violence and that, for me, is a deal breaker. Since her arrest though, the domestic violence charges have been dropped. It’s worth noting that both she and the man she allegedly assaulted were arrested and both made claims of violence against the other so who knows what really happened. One thing is for certain though, Arianny is a stunningly beautiful woman with an incredible body. With that said, domestic violence is never okay. I’m giving Arianny the benefit of the doubt though. Charges were dropped due to insufficient evidence so I’m going to go with that unless there is proof to the contrary.

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As I wrote the title, I wondered whether or not it would even be possible for Kim Kardashian to hide those famous curves of hers. Maybe it’s not really that she’s showing off her curves intentionally. Maybe that’s just what happens naturally when one has curves like Kim’s. She could wear a potato sack and that ass would still stick out. I’m okay with that. Even though I’m not a huge Kim fan, I do like these photos taken in Miami.I like the dress. It’s a great color for her. I’m not crazy over the accents on the back but they’re not distracting or over the top. It’s a nice look for Kim. I especially love the simple hair and makeup. The dress is what’s supposed to make the statement here and Kim has recognized that and kept her hair and makeup looking less dramatic. Well done, Kim. These pics are a great example of why I like your style so much and why I can’t dislike you as much as I’d like to.

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