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The world is supposed to end this year. I’m sure you’ve heard a little something about that. We have crazy weather happening all over the globe, whole flocks of birds dropping from the skies, schools of fish washing up on the shores and far too many crazy cannibals coming out of the woodwork for my comfort. What does this have to do with Aubrey O’Day and her lost pants? Allow me to explain.
Moments ago, I wrote a post poking fun at Lady Gaga for apparently forgetting her pants at the airport. I open this post and see Aubrey O’Day posing for the photos you see here – photos in which she has also seemingly forgotten her pants. Could there be some sort of virus spreading around the world causing women to become absent minded enough to leave the house with only tights covering their panties? It might not sound dangerous, especially not when the woman in question is Aubrey O’Day but just imagine for a moment that Alessandra Ambrosio becomes infected? Miranda Kerr? Doutzen Kroes? Jennifer freakin’ Lopez? It would be sheer pandemonium! Now imagine it does the other way. I don’t find Aubrey super attractive but seeing her without pants isn’t a frightening experience but there are definitely some women that need their pants. Two words – Rosie O’Donnell. Scared yet?

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Let me start this by saying that I think Claudia Romani is beautiful. She’s a lovely women and before anyone brings this up in the comments, yes, she is far more attractive than I am and she is far more successful. I’m not jealous. I’m okay with who I am and where I am and that’s all that matters at the end of the day. I’m sure Claudia is perfectly fine with herself as well. With all that out of the way, I’ll confess there is something about Claudia I don’t find entirely attractive. I’m not even sure what that something is. I guess it’s something about her jawline. I have the same problem with Jennifer Carpenter. Anyway, that doesn’t really matter because there are a lot of things about Claudia I love and all of those things are on display in these photos from Miami. Claudia has a fantastic body with an incredible rear end. In all honesty, it’s hard for me to notice anything else.

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So, I keep having this recurring dream that I’m Kim Kardashian’s personal assistant which is weird for two reasons. One: I’m not a big Kim Kardashian fan. Two: I’ve never personally assisted anyone or had the desire to do so. Still, that’s what my subconscious mind is coming up with. Perhaps that’s my career in some alternate reality. Perhaps I just read online gossip before bed far too often. Regardless, my sleeping self’s boss looks fabulous in these pictures from Miami. Like Jennifer Lopez, Christina Hendrix and Beyonce, Kim has always showed that it’s perfectly fine for a woman to be curvy and entirely possible for a curvy women to look sexy. While I think there are people out there more deserving of the name recognition Kim has, she definitely knows how to rock a bikini and in today’s celebrity culture, that’s all some women really need to do. At least she looks healthy while she does it.

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So, the only Melissa Reeves I knew of until, well, just a few seconds ago is the actress who played Jennifer Horton on ‘Days of Our Lives’. When glancing over the photos, I couldn’t help thinking Melissa has aged reallywell considering that Melissa Reeves in her forties. Then I realized the pictures were taken in Marbella, Spain and realized this was likely a reality star from the UK. I did a quick Google search and yes – that’s who this is. So there’s that. Whatever, she’s hot. I like that she walks around with her shorts unbuttoned. She has an awesome body and all that. I’m starting to think I should be watching more reality TV from the UK.

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It’s finally set it stone! The contracts have been signed and the auditions have begun. Paula Abdul will join Simon Cowell, L.A. Reid and Cheryl Cole on the judge’s panel for the US version of Cowell’s ‘X-Factor’. I know what you’re thinking. Really? Another reality singing competition. We have ‘American Idol’. We have ‘The Voice’. We have (or maybe had, I’m not sure) ‘Nashville Star’. Do we really need another one? Probably not, but we have one and I’ll be watching. I love Simon and I love Paula. Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez are doing a great job on Idol, but Simon and Paula have such great chemistry. Here at the ‘X-Factor’ auditions, Paula looks lovely. I’ve always been a big fan and I’m excited to see her on television again.

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There is only one thing that prevents me from really liking Ana Beatriz Barros and I’ll tell you exactly what that is. Jealousy. This girl makes me jealous like you wouldn’t believe. Why? She’s gorgeous. She has a great modeling career working with Guess?, Jennifer Lopez’s ‘J-Lo’ fashion line, bebe, and Victoria’s Secret. She has such a natural, easy confidence in front of the camera. She was also born on May 29th, 1982. I was born on May 14th, 1982. We are only fifteen days apart in age yet light years apart in lifestyle. Somewhere Ana is probably sunning herself on the beach. What are my plans for the day? Finish these posts, work on an article about celebrity baby names and then possibly cry myself to sleep. Seriously though, I do love this girl. She’s stunning but not in the conventional sort of way. I think these pictures are a lot of fun. I’m glad to see her continued success.

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