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December 24, 2013
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Jade Foret Looks A Bit Like Rosemarie DeWitt, Right?

I am not good at recognizing faces. It’s a problem – especially when photos around here occasionally get mislabeled. I have to be really careful when I post to make sure I’m not posting about the wrong person and even then, I sometimes screw up. This is why I had to spend about twenty minutes searcing for photos of Jade Foret in which she did not look like Rosemarie DeWitt. I did not find any such photos. In these photos from Miami Beach, the similarities are especially striking. Ah well, both ladies are obviously very lovely so I suppose it doesn’t really matter either way.

December 24, 2013
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Michelle Hunziker Had A Baby?!?

Well, I suppose that makes sense. I seem to recall being surprised by pregnancy photos of Michelle Hunziker a few months back so it kind of follows that she would have a baby now. In these shots of Michelle leaving a hospital in Mailand though, I’m a little surprised to find myself a little underwhelmed by the shots. She looks happy, yes, but … eh. I’m just not feeling the photos overall. It looks to me like she’s excited to see the press and that always leaves a foul taste in my mouth. Ah well, I still love the girl. I’ll give her a pass on this one.

December 22, 2013
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Kim Kardashian In A Lace Doily

Blech. Just not feeling this Kim Kardashian look on any level. First of all, she looks nothing like herself. Second of all, the dress is ridiculous. In these shots, snapped in Los Angeles, Kim is looking nothing at all like the stunning fashionista I’m used to seeing in her photos. A few short hours ago, I wrote a post about Kendall Jenner being hotter than Kim. I don’t think I’d get any argument if we were just judging on these photos vs. the Kendall photos from a few hours ago. Maybe Kim’s losing her touch or maybe she just had an off day.

December 21, 2013
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Jessica Simpson With Her Boobs Pushed Up To Her Chin

I always wonder why women choose to push their boobs up so unnaturally high when they want to look good.  I know this is only my opinion and it’s likely one not shared by many of you people out there in cyber space but I don’t think the jacked up boob look works for, well, any woman. I’m normally a big fan of Jessica Simpson’s looks but … not so much here. She just looks uncomfortable in her skintight, low-cut dress in these shots of her night out in Los Angeles. At least she looks good aside from the chin rest boobs.

December 20, 2013
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Lizzie Cundy Can Show As Much Skin As She Wants. She Still Doesn’t Do It For Me

Yeah, here’s the deal – I don’t find Lizzie Cundy attractive in the least. Now, before any of you internet heroes comes raging to her defence, I admit without shame that she is far more attractive than me. That doesn’t mean she’s all that attractive though. In these shots from London, I want to focus on her breasts or her body but I’m distracted by her hyper pointy features. She’s looks more elf than human to me. Not to worry though, Lizzie. I’m just some chick that writes about famous people for a living. You’re actually famous for a living and there are tons of people in the world that find you very lovely. I’m just not one of them.

October 31, 2013
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Miley Cyrus Looking … Classy? WHAT?

So I saw Miley Cyrus name on my assignments list and clicked on the photos with my eyes pre-rolled and my hand all ready to cover my mouth as I sarcastically yawned over Miley’s newest outrageous stunt and then I looked at the photos. Huh? Miley looks … classy again? Now this, Miley Cyrus – this is how it’s done. Keep us on our feet! Keep us guessing! Who’s gonna show up for the party? Slutty Miley? Classy Miley? Somewhere in between? I was just about to count Miley out as yet another teen star who struck out to present a more mature image and went to far with it only to find there was no going back. While I’m not ready to say Miley has avoided that yet, these photos are a great indication that there is still hope.

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