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I’m not a Heidi Montag fan. I never have been and I probably never will be. Was it the plastic surgery that turned me off? Oddly enough, it wasn’t. What really prevented me from liking Heidi was the fact that she doesn’t seem to have a genuine bone in her body. She’ll do whatever it takes to get her name in the press. With that said, my opinion of her is starting to change, even if that change is happening slowly. Now that she’s less connected to Spencer Pratt, I’m finding her a lot less annoying. Could it have been Spencer I had a problem with the whole time? Perhaps. In any event, Heidi looks great in these photos from Santa Monica. Despite all the cosmetic procedures she’s had done, she’s still managed to keep a human look about her and I think that is worth pointing out. I’ll probably never love this girl but perhaps I can learn to dislike her a little less. That’s about the best I can do.

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Oh Alessandra Ambrosio. How many different ways can I say I love this woman like I love kittens? Just one time I would like to see a picture of Alessandra looking anything less than flawless. I’m sure such photographs exist. She is only human after all. I can say for sure though, if those photos do exist, they’re certainly not among this set of photos of Alessandra on a beach in Malibu. She looks so relaxed and easy going as she hangs out by the water. I think that’s actually what I like most about these photos. She’s gorgeous, sure, but she also looks happy and comfortable. I love that. I’m sure I’ll be saying much the same thing next time I get a set of Ambrosio photos but I look forward to it all the same.

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Of the things I love most about Kelly Brook, her desire to allow her fans a little glimpse of her private life is pretty close to the top of the list. I love these private pics in Kelly in Brazil. She looks absolutely stunning but more than that, she looks relaxed and happy. For those who aren’t familiar with Kelly or her story, she’s had a rough go of it over the last few years and I admire her ability to bounce back from adversity and find a way to be happy again. That is never an easy thing to do, especially when you’ve gone through something as traumatic as having a miscarriage. While there is still a hint of sadness in Kelly’s eyes, the smile on her face seems real and from the heart. I wish her all the best.

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I know these pictures are a little old by now but honestly, I just didn’t know what to write about them. I try to be a fair, logical person. I really do. It doesn’t always work, but I at least put in the effort. When I look at these pictures though, silly things like logic and reason fly out the window and I just can’t think of anything good to say about them at all. Sure she’s hot but she’s a freaking child. Forget being married to a man old enough to literally be her father. Forget that her mother signed off on the whole mess. There is no way a girl her age (sixteen for those of you who don’t know) should be posing for pictures like these. There is just no… I can’t… my head actually hurts right now. Surely someone in that girl’s life has enough common sense to say, hey, I get that it’s Christmas but you might be taking the “ho ho ho” thing a little too seriously. This just skeezes me out. The first picture alone has me questioning what little faith I had left in humanity. The worst part? I’m writing about this girl at all. She’s now a celebrity and why? Because she married an old man and is far too willing to show off her not even fully matured body yet. Someone please do the right thing and get this girl some freaking clothes and a whole lot of help.

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A lot of people are saying a lot of things about this season’s “Dancing with the Stars” cast. From Chaz Bono to Nancy Grace, people seem ready and willing to complain about everything. I don’t have a problem with Chaz strutting his stuff on the dance floor and he’s partnered with one of my absolute favorite dancers, Lacey Schwimmer. I don’t even have a problem with Nancy Grace appearing although I have a problem with her as a human being and a “journalist”. The truth is though, I have a problem with Elisabetta Canalis and Rob Kardashian being on the show for the same reason I had a problem with The Situation and Rob’s sister Kim appearing. I don’t think reality stars or those that are only famous for who they date should have a place on the show. The advantage with Elisabetta’s casting is that we get to see her slinking around the dance floor in all sorts of sexy outfits, so I’m not going to complain about this one too much.

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I don’t get Shauna Sand. I really don’t. I’m sorry. I just can’t endorse a woman that’s more plastic than human flesh. I’m pretty sure saran wrap comes out when Shauna cuts herself. Those lips. Good Lord. Anyway, she has a pretty hot body so I guess that’s something she’s got going for her. I mean, most Playboy Playmates have had a nip or tuck here and there so I guess I shouldn’t really hate on Shauna for that, especially considering she’s one click shy of forty. I’ll be thrilled if I look like Shauna at forty. Then again, I don’t think I will ever have the money necessary to make that happen. Regardless of how I feel about Shauna, I’m sure many of you will enjoy these pictures of Shauna in Miami strutting her stuff on the beach. I will say she knows how to rock a bikini and doesn’t look quite as ‘worked on’ in these pictures as she does in many of her others.

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