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April 23, 2014
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Kourtney Kardashian Hanging Out By A Pool…

… and other things I couldn’t give a rat’s hairy butthole about. Seriously, are we not all done with the Kardashian family yet? I’ve been away from the gossip scene for a while but as much as I missed it, I took solice knowing that by the time I returned, the Kardashians would have gone the way of Paris Hilton. That has not happened. Here we see one of the Kardashians, Kourtney, I guess, at a pool in Miami. She’s hot. We all get it. Can we please find someone else to talk about now? Although, I guess, if I’m really forced to be honest, if I have to write about one of the Kardashians, I’ll take Kourtney any day.

April 19, 2014
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Naya Rivera Apparently Went Nuts Or Something

Way back when Naya Rivera’s Santana Lopez was nothing more than a background character on Glee, rumors circulated that Naya was dating her dreamy Glee co-star Mark Saling (Puck, for those who were never as Glee-sessed as me). Rumors also circulated that the two had a nasty split and Naya either busted the windows out of his car, keyed her car, slashed his tires or tried to run him over. I don’t think any were true but there are a whole lot of people out there that believe it was probably all of the above, relishing in painting a strong woman like Naya with the psycho brush. Now… Naya is going through a new breakup and we’re starting to hear some of those rumors again. I’d like to think the rumors were false then and are false now. It wouldn’t be the first time a guy has used previous bad press to hurt his famous ex but, well… I’m just gonna leave it at that.

April 18, 2014

Hayden Panettiere Is Just A Stunningly Beautiful Creature

A couple of posts ago, I ranted on and on about the TNT reboot of Dallas and in that rant, I mentioned I haven’t watched an episode so far this season. That doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is the fact that I haven’t seen a whole lot of Hayden Panettiere’s brilliant cheesefest, Nashville either. I’ve been busy and that hasn’t meant a lot of time for TV. I can honestly say Nashville is one of the few shows I actually really miss. I miss seeing Hayden on it. I miss seeing Connie Britton. I miss everything about it. I need to catch up soon. Please, no spoilers!

February 12, 2014

Paris Hilton Nipples

Paris Hilton is a good looking woman. I know some people will argue that but hey, everyone has the right to their opinion and that’s my opinion. Honestly though, I’m not sure I really love these photos. The dress is nice enough and it looks pretty on her but I don’t know. I’m not really feeling the excitement with this set of photos. I guess it’s the fact that I’ve seen Paris’ bare breasts more times than I can count. The whole sheer top thing kind of loses it’s appeal when you’ve already seen the goods without anything covering them at all. That’s not always the case but it is for me with these shots.

February 9, 2014
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Laura Whitmore Hits Up The BMWi3 Launch In London

To me, Laura Whitmore is a near perfect expression of what beauty is. I love the shape of her face. Those cheekbones are gorgeous, the eyes are gorgeous, the body is gorgeous … it’s all gorgeous. While that’s kind of a good thing, it’s kind of a bad thing too. I like women who have flaws. To me, Laura looks more Barbie than person. Now that’s not to say I think she looks plastic because she doesn’t. She just kind of looks like she could have been the original model for the Barbie doll and that doesn’t appeal to me a whole lot. Here at the BMW i3 launch party in London, Laura looks stunning. While it sounds like I’m complaining about her appearance, I’m really not. If the biggest problem I can find with a set of photos is that the subject looks too perfect, the subject is obviously doing something right. Heck, that’s a problem I’d like to have, even just once.

February 7, 2014
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Heidi Klum Always Makes Me Happy

So we’re over that whole Seal/Heidi Klum split now, right? We’ve all moved on? That’s last year’s news? I ask because I’m sick to death of writing about it. Seal and Heidi were married. Now they’re not. Life moves on and clearly has for both parties involved. Let’s focus on what’s important – Heidi being gorgeous in New York. Sure it’s not really news that Heidi Klum is a gorgeous woman. That’s been well established but it’s far more interesting than writing about relationship drama that probably doesn’t even exist.