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November 7, 2012
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Bad Poetry About Kim Kardashian And Her Ass.

I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

April 18, 2011
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Kim Kardashian Still Has A Big Ass

And God love her for it – not to mention her willingness to show it off. Kim Kardashian once said she was tired of people talking about her ass. I can’t for the life of me understand why. It worked for Jennifer Lopez. I’ve honestly never been a big fan of big asses but it works for Kim. She’s a curvy woman – even with the weight she’s losing. I think she’s gorgeous. I’m a little torn on Kim. I don’t like her as a person and I don’t think, aside from her sextape, she’s ever done anything worth writing about, but as far as celebrities that are famous for no good reason go, she’s probably my favorite.

September 23, 2008
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Kim Kardashian’s Nice Ass

Kim Kardashian got into her big car gracefully. Her nice ass was registered in this new season of Dancing WithThe Stars. In the first episode, Kardashian scored 19 out of 30 and was generally praised by the judges. She needed to relax her facial muscles and let her other muscles do the work of dancing. The judges thought she moved quite well and showed her enthusiasm for being in the show. Kardashian flattered her judges and the show’s organizers.

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July 4, 2013
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Kim Kardashian And Her Baby Bump

So I’m going to go right ahead and assume these are old photos of Kim Kardashian what with the fact that she’s already had her baby. Let’s talk about that for a minute. While it was pretty safe to assume Kim and Kanye would name their baby something weird, the whole North West thing just … well, I’ll say this for it: it’s far from the weirdest celebrity baby name I’ve ever heard and it doesn’t even really come close. I appreciate the fact that she gave her baby a name that breaks the apparent “k” rule going on in the family. I also respect her decision to not feature her child on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and all of the related shows. I’m sure a lot of people wanted her to have the baby make an appearance or two but she really seems committed to keeping the baby out of the spotlight. While we can probably expect an exclusive photoshoot with some magazine or website, that actually reduces the paparazzi attention a little bit. I know this sounds crazy, but I’m actually starting to respect Kim a little bit. Never thought I’d be able to say that.

December 13, 2012
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Kim Kardashian In Playboy

Sometimes it’s nice to bring out the classics, isn’t it? I already had a mean dislike of Kim Kardashian going on when she posted for Playboy but when I saw the pictures, I had to give credit where credit was do. The lady looked fantastic. Now that some time has passed and my feelings for Kim had softened a little bit, I can look at the photos a bit more objectively. Yup. Still hot. Kim has an incredible body. I love her curves. I also love her confidence. This is a woman that knows how to turn it on for the camera. Of course I’m still not exactly Kim’s biggest fan but the girl looks good. I can’t even try to deny it.

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