Victoria’s Secret model, frequent television guest star and wife of Andy Roddick hit the beach in a bikini. Sexiness followed. This girl is hot but I can’t help feeling a little sorry for her bikini top. That poor bastard looks like it’s stretched to the max. I didn’t know they made industrial strength bikini tops. If I were her, I’d be concerned that thing is going to give up the battle at any moment and burst. What a pity that would be, right? Just kidding. I tease Brooklyn because she’s gorgeous, is killing it in that bikini and is freaking married to Andy Roddick. I don’t think I’ve been this jealous of a pretty blond since Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale.

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When last I spoke of Taylor Momsen I said she was looking almost normal. I had high hopes when I saw her name come up again. I hoped for maybe a pair of jeans and a tank top or hey, even just a skirt with a hemline lower than mid-thigh. I opened this photo set and rolled my eyes. Again with the lingerie on stage. Again with the underwear showing. Again with the raccoon eyes. It’s all getting a bit old now, isn’t it? It isn’t shocking anymore. It’s boring. Her performance at the VIP Room in Paris show more of the same old Taylor. Shock us all, Taylor! Make our jaws drop! Put on some real clothes, wash off the Courtney Love makeup and act your age. Now that would be shocking.

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Doutzen Kroes is really starting to make a name for herself all over the world. Last year she made her return to the runway during fashion week for powerhouse name, Prada. The show earned Prada rave reviews from Marie Claire, Cosmo and prompted Hollywood Life’s Bonnie Fuller to post a blog praising the show for using curvy models like Doutzen for their show instead of the usual, emaciated women usually featured at such event. As great as that is, I have to say it’s a sad state affairs when someone like Doutzen is considered ‘curvy’. Regardless, Doutzen, as always, looks phenomenal in these pictures. The lady has a relaxed, casual sort of vibe I really like. I’m glad to see her continued success. She earned it.

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It’s nice to see more candid shots of Vanessa Hudgens. Normally when we see Vanessa she’s all dressed up (or not dressed at all) so seeing her looking like a normal girl is pretty nice. Sure she isn’t wearing the most flattering outfit, but I think she looks pretty cute. I’m not surprised the cameras caught her holding up her shirt like she’s about to flash everyone. What really surprises me is that she didn’t. For a while, I didn’t like Vanessa because she really gives off the impression that she’s relying on her body to keep her in the spotlight. When word broke that Vanessa was actually the target of hackers and all of the naked photos that are leaking are from the same set of pictures I had a little more sympathy. That’s really here nor there, though. What I like about these pictures is that she looks like she’s ignoring all the bad press and having a blast supporting the Lakers. Maybe I was wrong about her all along.

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I freaking love Lacey Schwimmer but I don’t really know why. I’d never heard of her until I started watching ‘Dancing with the Stars’ last year but it was over the course of that show that I really fell in love with her. I think it had a lot to do with the fact that she’s a very tough and confident girl that doesn’t take any crap off anyone – least of all her dance partners. She has a fantastic body and while I don’t think she’s all that attractive otherwise, her personality is really what’s most alluring about her. As she arrives at a dance studio to rehearse in Los Angeles, California, I can’t help feeling a little excited. Granted, she’s paired with Mike ‘Psycho’ Catherwood who has about the grace of a sick elephant, but I’m sure she’ll get the best performance out of him that she can. Can’t wait to watch it unfold!

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Taylor Momsen. For those that frequent this site, you’re probably familiar with Taylor’s usual rather risqué attire. It’s been said that Taylor choose her clothes to make a statement – to be edgy and daring. I wish I could have five minutes with this girl to tell her dressing like a skank doesn’t make her look cool. It just makes her look like a skank. Sad but true. She doesn’t need to do it. She’s a beautiful and talented girl. When I saw her name come up on my screen, I expected her to be in her underwear on stage somewhere doing her normal slut-rock thing, but instead, I saw her wearing clothes that could almost pass for normal. Hell, I was just shocked to see her wearing clothes at all. While certainly not age appropriate considering you can probably see up her dress (I refuse to look that close), the fact that she’s wearing a dress at all is fairly impressive. Maybe she’s starting to realize she doesn’t need to show off her body to get attention. Nah. It was probably just a little cold out.

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