Sometimes Kate Upton loses me a bit. I don’t really know if it was because she seemed to be everywhere for an extended period of time or if it was because I made myself sick of her by fixating on her for so long but whatever the reason, it takes a lot for Kate Upton shots to really get me going these days. These shots do it. They really do. I love the way Kate’s makeup is done here. I love the hair. I love the dress – gorgeous on all levels. Truly a great set of photos.
So I saw Miley Cyrus name on my assignments list and clicked on the photos with my eyes pre-rolled and my hand all ready to cover my mouth as I sarcastically yawned over Miley’s newest outrageous stunt and then I looked at the photos. Huh? Miley looks … classy again? Now this, Miley Cyrus – this is how it’s done. Keep us on our feet! Keep us guessing! Who’s gonna show up for the party? Slutty Miley? Classy Miley? Somewhere in between? I was just about to count Miley out as yet another teen star who struck out to present a more mature image and went to far with it only to find there was no going back. While I’m not ready to say Miley has avoided that yet, these photos are a great indication that there is still hope.
When I saw this first shot of Nicole Scherzinger getting out of a car in London, I was certain I would scroll down and see panties, allowing me another chance to rant about how tired upskirts of women getting out of cars have become. Kudos to Nicole Scherzinger for mostly avoiding that here. Oddly enough though, I’m a little disappointed. I kinda wanted to see Nicole’s panties which makes me feel gross and wrong. What have you done to me internet? Give me my soul back! Any ‘ole who, Nicole looks great here and once again, serious credit has to be given to her for being smart enough to avoid that dreaded crotch shot.
So I love Brenda Song. On her worst day, she’s the kind of adorable that can make the whole world seem so much brighter. On her best day she just makes me want to burst into a horribly embarrassing giggle fit. Such is the case with these shots from Elyse Walker Presents The Pink Party in Santa Monica. Brenda Song wrapped up in pink? Too cute! Of course, Brenda is more than just adorable. Somehow, she manages to be nearly unbearably cute and super sexy at the same time. It’s a hard feat to accomplish but Brenda does it beautifully. Great shots of a lovely young lady.
A few hours ago, I wrote a post about Victoria Beckham in which I admitted I don’t find her all that attractive. Now we have the complete opposite of that with these shots of Kate Beckinsale. In terms of talent, attitude and appearance, Kate is everything I want to be. She’s stunningly beautiful with an incredible body and a beautiful face but she also has a very down to earth sort of vibe that just drives me crazy. To me, Kate is the ideal. While I look at Victoria Beckham and see her faults, I look at Kate Beckinsale and see nothing but flawless perfection.
Perhaps the headline was a bit harsh but it’s kind of true. There is something about Victoria Beckham I don’t find attractive which is a little annoying as more than one person has told me I look like a blue eyed version of her. Maybe it’s my own poor self confidence that colors my opinion of her. There are some similarities there. She’s much thinner than me but we have the same overall face shape and the same prominent eyebrows – two of the features I hate most about my own appearance. I feel a little bad about it. Every time I look at Victoria, I see what I feel are flaws and it really isn’t her fault at all. If I ever meet her, I’ll have to apologize.
