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January 22, 2011
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Hayden Panettiere Hits The Beach

I used to have a serious girl crush on Hayden Panettiere. She was classy yet innocent and sweet. Three things I love in a girl. Need I remind anyone of that adorable Hello Kitty bikini she completely rocked a few months back? I guess I still like her enough. She looks pretty hot in that blue bikini and I love a girl that isn’t afraid to cover up in a nice man shirt. I’m just not feelin’ it like I used to. Sure she’s hot, but these pictures feel a little lacking in personality. Then there was the debacle with the nipple pasties at the Golden Globes and… I lost a little respect for her. She doesn’t need that sort of stunt to get people interested. Leave showing off your own personal golden globes to someone a little more desperate and sleazy. That said, I’m still pretty excited to say Scream 4 (much as I hate to admit it). Wait… Hayden is in that… right? I can’t remember. Don’t hear much about her being in it. Okay, maybe the nipple pasties weren’t such a bad idea after all.

January 21, 2011
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Kate Beckinsale Is Blond Now?

I love Kate Beckinsale. From the center of my jaded, angry heart, I love this woman. I love her body. I love her pale skin. I love the fact that despite being a star she can still seem like a normal, down to earth woman. I love her personality. She has a sense of humor and always seems to look good. Then the blond happened. Kate! Why the blond? I really, sincerely hope this is for a movie role or is some sort of bad wig to try to avoid press attention. The dark tresses were a perfect compliment to your milky skin. The blond… it hurts me, Kate. Breaks my heart. Where are a million blonds out there. I miss the raven haired beauty you once were. That said, I mean, you’re Kate Beckinsale so you’re still pretty hot, but… please. Bring back the black.

January 17, 2011
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Kourtney Kardashian In Light Blue Bikini

Living in the shadow of your sister must not be a lot of fun. One has to wonder if it that ever bothers Kourtney Kardashian. Kim is definitely the more famous sister, but Kourtney probably takes solace knowing that none of the Kardashians are really famous for anything. I mean, if Kourtney had made a sex tape with Brandy’s brother, she’d be the Kardashian everyone talks about. Would that be worth it? Probably not to Kourtney. She’s a gorgeous girl with an awesome body. That’s probably more than enough for her. While I generally find Kim to be the most attractive of the three, Kourtney is gaining steam. I like each new set of pictures I see of her a little more. Maybe one day she’ll even surpass Kim. Doubt it, but stranger things have happened.

January 16, 2011
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Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Body

I generally like girls a little curvier than Avril Lavigne, but the flat chested look works for her in some weird way. Looking at these pictures of Avril in Mexico, I can’t imagine her with big ‘ole boobies. They’d just look out of place. Also, I have to say, it takes a special kind of woman to pull off that hat. It’s just ridiculous, but somehow, Avril makes it look almost good. That’s why she’s a rock star, folks. I remember when Avril first hit the scene back and made stick straight hair and raccoon eyes look cool. It worked great for me as it was the look I’d been rocking for years. When I heard she was getting into modeling, I was a little shocked. What a sellout! Then I saw those first modeling pictures for whatever it was she was modeling and I thought to myself, yeah – maybe not such a bad career move. Love this girl. She needs to hit the beach in bikinis more often.

January 16, 2011
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Joanna Krupa In Orange Bikini

Joanna Krupa is one of those girls that just isn’t capable of looking unattractive. What a curse that must be. Seriously. I have never seen a picture of this girl looking less that stunning. Of course, these pictures are no different. I have to admit though, in the first picture she kind of looks like Sheryl Crow – someone I don’t find attractive at all. Even so, it’s hard to pay attention to any similarity in their facial features considering how how Joanna’s body is. Although she’s skinnier than I usually like my women, she’s an athletic sort of skinny. It’s obvious she works out and that effort is paying off.

January 14, 2011
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Geri Halliwell Goes For The Schoolgirl Look

Most women don’t have the balls to attempt the schoolgirl look (short pleated plaid skirt with tights and an up-do) at Geri Halliwell’s age but of course Geri is not most women. In my mind, she will always be Ginger Spice. She has earned that name and she will forever own it in the hearts and minds of Spice fans everywhere. Really, this is just more of Geri being Geri and I love that about her. She just is what she is and she doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Someone once told me to dress my age but I was dressed in a Hello Kitty pajama set (pants and tank top – totally appropriate for a quick trip to the store) and was trying to buy smokes. Makes sense, I guess. That, my friends, is why I write about celebrities and am not in front of the camera. The press would catch me doing all sorts of weird stuff. Well, that and the fact that I have no discernible talent to speak of. Ha! Like that matters these days!

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