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Well, ya can’t blame a girl for trying. Although Paris Hilton’s last album, simply titled, ‘Paris’, didn’t exactly burn up the charts, but the girl keeps on making music. I guess she has to have something to fall back on should her career as a… well, her career in whatever it is she does that makes her famous, fall through. One thing is for certain, Paris looks hot as hell as she films the video for a new single. Will it be a smash hit? Probably not, but it’ll probably be worth a listen. As much as most self-respecting people would claim otherwise, her last album was actually pretty listenable. Paris is more talented than a lot of people give her credit for. I, for one, am excited to see the video when it’s completed.

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Adriana Lima is the sort of unbelievable beauty you could only ever find in the pages of Victoria’s Secret. Here in St. Barths posing for the Victoria’s Secret catalogue, Adriana sets the beach on fire with her smoking hot body, killer pout and bedroom eyes. There is nothing about this woman that isn’t unbelievably sexy. She is a stunner from head to toe. As she splashes and frolics around in the water, it’s hard to believe a girl can look that good. Posing in several different bikinis, a person is tempted to choose a favorite look, but is that even possible? How can you choose between perfect and perfect? I am a sucker for leopard print though.

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Showing off why everyone wants to know Victoria’s Secret, Alessandra Ambrosio poses in three different sexy bikinis and looks stunning in all of them. The photo shoot for the Victoria’s Secret catalog could not possibly be sexier. There aren’t many people that could make polka dots look sexy, but when Alessandra pours herself into this pink and white polka dot bikini and blue and white polka dot bikini, she sets pulses racing. As if that wasn’t enough, she changes into that tiny leopard print number. Seeking her gorgeous body wrapped in leopard print begs one word and one word only – ‘Meow!’ With a body that perfect, this woman should never wear anything less revealing than a bikini.

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You have to give Michelle Hunziker credit. She somehow manages to make a crotch shot look almost classy and somehow manages to avoid showing off anything she doesn’t want you to see. There are a few female celebrities that should take notes, here. Michelle looks flawless on Varigotti beach; almost wholesome and innocent, even if she is dangerously close to flashing the goody box. This Swiss actress, model, and singer sports a tiny blue bikini taking every chance to show off that round, firm perfect ass without looking desperate or skanky. This isn’t something many women can pull off. Maybe it’s that angelic smile or the lack of makeup. She’s just a girl on the beach enjoying the water. She just happens to look phenomenal while she’s doing it.

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It’s gotta be hard being Kourtney Kardashian. I mean, it’s gotta be harder being Khloe Kardashian, but still. If I was Kourtney, I would try to avoid ever being photographed in a bikini next to Kim because there’s just no competition here. Kourtney is a stunner – no question about that. She has the sort of body that would make a man beg. But Kim – Kim has that ass and there is just no competing with that thing. Kim’s ass is like crack – no pun intended. It’s addictive. J-Lo herself has to bow down and accept that Kim has stolen her crown. Kim Kardashian is the Queen of the Caboose and poor Kourtney isn’t even in the Royal Court. Here in South Beach, the sisters have fun playing on the beach and enjoying some quality sister time, but you can’t help but wonder if somewhere in Kourtney’s head, she isn’t hoping that Kim will decide to be modest and cover up that famous rear.

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What is Paris Hilton famous for again? Acting? Singing? Oh right. She’s famous for being famous. That pretty much sums it up. Paris is one of those girls that basically bought her fame but you know what? I don’t really care. There’s something about Paris I like. I can’t explain it. She’s like the yappy little dog you kinda wanna kick but don’t because it’s so cute and dumb. Yeah. That’s Paris. She’s annoying. She talks more than she should, but she’s also exceedingly cute. Here in St. Tropez, Paris shows us how hard she has it by drinking champagne, partying on the beach and posing for pictures. She has an image to live up to, after all. So what if she got busted for pot possession twice in one month? She has the money to pay a fine and buy herself out of any real trouble. She might spend a few hours in jail, but it’s all very been there, done that for Paris – and hey, a little time in the clink will give her street cred; something this girl lost a long time ago.

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