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Katy Perry kicked my ass the night before last. I’ve worked a long, hard night tearing down the store I was managing over Christmas and then – boom! Out of nowhere, there’s Katy Perry and she’s enraged. I can’t remember what I said or did to make her angry but boy, was she angry. Her fists were flying, her boobs were bouncing and those eyes – I saw murder in those eyes. Then I woke up, confused and shaken. Now here I am all these days later, looking at these photos and that ass kicking is all I can think about so thank you, subconscious brain. Thanks so much for ruining Katy Perry for me. I hope you’re happy.

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Yeah, I know – nipples! Let’s all get excited. Yeah … not so much. I dunno, guys. Maybe it’s because I have boobs of my own that I don’t go nuts over mostly bare breasts but I don’t and without that, these photos really aren’t all that exciting. Alyssa Arce is very pretty, yes but I don’t know if she’s the kind of woman I’m going to pin up on my wall. She’s just … pretty. There isn’t much about her – at least not in these photos – that stands out to me. They’re good, I guess. They’re just not great.

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Life, ya know? It can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. Nothing works out the way it’s supposed to and at the same time, the things that were working out decide to fall apart simultaneously. It’s just one of those things. When those times hit, we serve ourselves well by reminding ourselves that everyone has their ‘fml’ times. 2013 has, so far, at least, been the year of FML for me. Then I get word that this job still exists and I still get to write about photos like these ones – photos of beautiful women (Gemma Atkinson in this case) sunbathing in bikinis – which makes the whole life thing seem a little less unfair. I mean, as far as employment goes, I have it pretty good. This is my job. It might not be paying the bills at the moment but waiting for a paycheck becomes a bit easier when your job involves writing about the best boobs and butts in the world all day.

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I love these Rihanna shots, snapped in West Hollywood, and not just because she’s going braless again. To be honest, the whole braless thing isn’t really all that special for me, especially not with Rihanna. That’s not to say she doesn’t look sexy or that her boobs aren’t great, but at this point we’ve seen a lot of them and the mystery is kind of gone. I just like these photos because they show Rihanna’s true beauty, at least they do to me. We don’t see her with a ton of makeup on and some kind of crazy hairstyle. Instead, we’re seeing a more stripped down look and I find that incredibly appealing. Great shots of a very sexy woman.

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I’m not sure I’ve mention this before, but I really, really like Rihanna. I think she’s gorgeous, talented and has an incredible body. That incredibly body is certainly on display here as we see her leaving her hotel in Manchester. I love the outfit although I have to admit, I think I would like the outfit a bit more if she had a bra on. I find the loose and jiggly boobs a little distracting. Overall though, I think these are great photos. Rihanna looks like she’s having a good time, laughing with her friend about one thing or another. I also really like the pants. I’m not sure why but I think they’re fantastic. I would wear those pants although I think I would choose a shirt that’s a little less revealing if I were wearing it. While I am thinking about getting my belly button pierced sometime this weekend, I don’t think very many people are going to get to see it.

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And now, some bad poetry about Jourdan Dunn and her side boob:

Dear Jourdan Dunn
You are the one
Who makes my heart skip a beat
And knocks me off of my feet.

Your beauty is rare.
It’s really not fair.
How does that kind of hot happen?
I’ll dream of you while I’m nappin’.

I’m no poet, you see
But you do this to me.
Jourdan Dunn, don’t you know,
You have my heart with a bow.

Your side boobs is so hot
That I think I forgot,
I’m a girl who is straight
But you I would date.

Oh my Jourdan Dunn,
I have only begun,
To see your real beauty
And something about booty.

Thank you. Thank you. Bad poetry, everyone – terrible art at its worst!

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