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After spending far more time staring at Audrina Patridge’s crotch than I’d care to admit, I’ve decided that yes, that is a camel toe and not just a bunch in her bikini bottoms. Camel toe pictures are fun, aren’t they? It’s like seeing the vag without actually seeing the vag which is perfect for me. To me, the vagina just isn’t very attractive – all wrinkly and whatnot. Anyway, moving on. Here in Cabo San Lucas, Audrina and her camel toe seem to be having a great time. Audrina is weird for me. Sometimes I think she’s hot. Other times, I think she’s only a bit better than average. My way of determining the level of attractiveness of a particular celebrity is to imagine whether or not I could beat them in a beauty contest. Audrina would beat me – and beat me by a lot – but I’d probably have more of a chance against her than many of the other women in Hollywood. I give her a 7 out of 10 on the hotness scale.

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I can’t really decide whether I find Audrina Patridge sexy or not. I mean, she’s more attractive than the average woman on the street, but as far as Hollywood goes, she’s only okay. I still like her for reasons I can’t completely explain. In these pictures from Wet Republic in Las Vegas, Audrina has a sort of wholesome, girl next door sort of look going on and I like that. She also has a gorgeous body which certainly doesn’t hurt. With that said, I write about a lot of girls in bikinis, and Audrina isn’t really doesn’t rank up there with the hottest of the hot. I don’t know. I guess it doesn’t matter in the end. She’s hot. She’s in a bikini. I guess I’m over thinking this one a bit too much.

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The last time I wrote about Malin Akerman I wrote about the fact that she replaced Lindsay Lohan in the Linda Lovelace biopic ‘Inferno’. I haven’t heard much about that project in a little while, but I’m really looking forward to it; especially after seeing these pictures of Malin on Miami Beach. This girl is sexy, but she’s not sexy in the big breasted blond bimbo sort of way. She has a real retro kind of beauty and I definitely appreciate that. It isn’t always easy to stand out in Hollywood, but Malin seems to have figured out how to do just that. I love her. Can’t wait for ‘Inferno’.

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There are no words that aptly describe how much I love Penelope Cruz. I don’t love the dress she chose to wear to the London premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean, but I still love how she looks. It’s weird how that works, isn’t it? Penelope can wear an ugly, unflattering dress and still look gorgeous. I think it’s her face. She has the most beautiful features. Her eyes are absolutely gorgeous. There was this old game we used to play in high school where we chose features from celebrities we wished we had. If I were playing that game today, I would definitely choose Penelope’s eyes. In my always humble opinion, Penelope is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood today.

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Kim Kardashian looks hot. Does that come as a surprise to anyone? Well, I have to admit, it’s a bit of a surprise to me. I haven’t seen her looking this awesome in a long time, and I think that’s because she looks like she’s having such a good time. Here in Mexico, Kim looks like she’s having a great time at the beach with her man and I like that. Kim looks incredible. She’s clearly lost weight, but not so much that she’s also lost her curves and I definitely appreciate that. The real appeal of Kim for me has always been that she’s not super skinny. She looks like a real woman. I’m not her biggest fan, but I would definitely say she’s one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood today.

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Salma Hayek has fantastic breasts. The great thing about Salma and her breasts is that she isn’t afraid to show them off. She seems pretty aware of how awesome they are and how much people love to get a glimpse of them. There’s something special about a woman who gives the public what they want while still staying classy. A lot of people have been picking on Salma for this dress she wore to Cannes, particularly the puffy floral sleeves (wrap maybe?), but I love it. It’s sexy without being slutty. It flatters her shape without being over powering. It’s perfect for her. While many women in Hollywood simply wear what their stylists tell them to wear, one gets the feeling Salma would never hit the red carpet in something she didn’t like and I love that about her.

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