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I know Katie Price has a lot of fans out there. I just don’t happen to be one of them. It’s not that I don’t think she’s pretty. She is, for sure. It’s more that her “in your face” attention grabbing ways kind of put me off. I’m not a fan of that kind of celebrity. In these photos, we see Katie strutting her stuff as she attends a photo call to launch her new Venture ‘KP Rocks’ in London and she looks just as good as she usually does while still bothering me just as much as she usually does. I don’t think Katie would be mad at me though. She has more than enough fans to keep her happy without having to add me to the list.

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I love Jessica Cirio. She’s a beautiful woman with an incredible body so yeah, I love these pictures. The fact that this photo set includes a Jessica Cirio nip slip is sure to be great for some of you but it’s not honestly a big deal to me. I don’t think nip slips are all that exciting, especially when a bikini is involved. Red carpet nip slips are a big deal, I suppose but mostly because they’re so unexpected but hey, it’s the beach. A nip is bound to pop out every now and again. It’s happened to me and it’s happened to me more than once. I don’t think Jessica is all that concerned about it, honestly. She certainly doesn’t seem to be. Ah well, the pictures are hot and Jessica looks fantastic, whether you’re interested in nipples or not.

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Regardless of the result after all of the votes have been tallied, a lot of people are going to be upset by the time this post is published tomorrow afternoon. As I write this, votes in the US Presidential election are still being cast and if things are as close as they appear to be right now, it’s going to be a while before the results are known. There may not be a winner by the time this post rolls around in the schedule but that’s sure to have a few people in the dumps as well. If there is a clear winner by tomorrow afternoon and that winner is Obama, Romney supporters will be upset. If there is a clear winner by tomorrow afternoon and that winner is Romney, Obama supporters will be upset. If there is no clear winner by tomorrow afternoon, everyone is going to be upset. So how can we at HQ-Celebrity help out? By offering you a set of bikini pics staring a gorgeous, soaking wet Joanna Krupa. Look on the bright side, friends. At least the campaigning is over now and out Facebook time lines, televisions and pretty much everything else can return to normal. Won’t that be nice?

 

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I will forgo the attempts at a haiku this time and instead, will focus on a more abstract kind of poem. I don’t kknow much about this sort of thing but I promise, it will be just as bad as my Nicole Trunfio haiku. This bad poem of course focuses on Kim Kardashian’s ass thanks to these photos of the curvy babe that were snapped in Miami. I hope you all enjoy it.

Roses are red,

Violets smell awesome.

Is that Kim K’s ass,

Or is she smuggling a possum?

That thing is so big,

It gets all the boys going.

Kim looks fantastic

With all the trunk junk she’s towing.

One more verse for Kim’s ass,

This is taking forever.

My poem sucks but the point,

Is Kim’s ass is a treasure.

Wow. I don’t even want to admit how long that took me to write. You can all thank commenter Dweeb Malloy for my repeat performance. I am to please … or disappoint. Seriously though – enjoy these great close ups of Kim Kardashian’s behind. The lady sure knows how to rock a pair of stretch pants.

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You may remember Nell McAndrew from her stint as the model for Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider games or from the Playboy pictorial that lost her the job, but I honestly wasn’t all that familiar with her until recently. I have to admit, I’m not entirely sure what’s going on in this photo shoot but I like it all the same. It seems like the costume and prop would’ve worked better in an indoor setting but hey, Nell looks fantastic. What else really matters? I’ve always like the showgirl look. The big headpieces and the glamorous costumes are just so much fun. Good to see Nell still out there doing her thing. I hope we get even more pictures of her in the future.

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I have been very, very clear about my feelings for Nicole Trunfio. She’s gorgeous. I love her. That’s pretty much it. For that reason, new pictures of her are always both exciting and frustrating because I love to look at them but hate to write about them. I don’t know how many different ways I can say I love the girl without sounding boring and repetitive. Perhaps I’ll give poetry a try. I present to you, “Nicole Trunfio: A Haiku”

“Nicole Trunfio,
As hot as the blazing sun.
Ow my eyes! They burn!

Beautiful goddess,
Oh stunning creature I fear
Your beauty slays me.”

Thank you. Thank you. Nicole Trunfio – inspiring bad poetry with her booty since 2002.

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