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January 27, 2011
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Paris Hilton And Her Enormous Feet

People like to find one flaw on a gorgeous celebrity and run wild with it. Is it jealousy? I can’t speak for the rest of the world but for me, yeah, it totally is. I want to be gorgeous and rich although the famous part just seems like a pain in the ass. Megan Fox has a weird thumb. Nicole Kidman has her frozen forehead. Paris Hilton has… well, Paris has a lot of things. Her weird jaw, her pointy nose. There’s a lot to choose from. What I can’t get passed though is those clown feet of hers. The rest of her looks pretty hot in these pictures, but I can’t take my eyes off her feet. Of course when she opens her mouth, you can add her vapid personality to the list but in pictures, it’s always the feet for me. I take solace knowing that in a world where Paris is better than me in just about every way imaginable, I at least have normal lady-sized feet.

January 26, 2011
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Danielle Lloyd Makes A Splash At The Pool

It’s been an up and down stay in the lime light for Danielle Lloyd, hasn’t it? Sure, she’s racked up an impressive list of wins on celebrity game shows – The Weakest Link, Total Wipeout and Come Dine With Me – and raised a lot of money for charity, but she also has courted quite a bit of controversy. The controversy I refer to, of course, if her somewhat scandalous stay in the Big Brother house where she was accused of bullying and racism. I say if the victim of said bullying and racist remarks stands up for her, the rest of us should let it go too. Racism is wrong. Anyone with even a bit of intelligence knows this, but the editing on these shows doesn’t always show the real story. What matters is that in these pictures from Tenerife, Danielle looks pretty hot. When scandal rears its ugly head, strap on a bikini and hit the beach. Problem solved.

January 26, 2011
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Whitney Port Shows Off Her Legs

I’m not a big Whitney Port fan. I’ll state that upfront. I’m generally not a fan of any reality TV celebs but I’ll admit there are a few exceptions. Whitney isn’t one of them. She seems like a nice enough girl and fairly down to earth, but that’s not what I want out of a reality star. I don’t want to watch someone that seems like she could be my neighbor being all boring. I want to watch someone hot acting all crazy. That’s what makes reality TV interesting. I don’t find Whitney attractive in the least – at least not in the face – but those legs are outstanding. I’m sure that has a lot to do with her heels but I have to give credit where credit is due. The lady has a nice set of stems, so let’s leave it at that.

January 26, 2011
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Julia Stiles Has No Boobs; Still Looks Hot

I have loved Julia Stiles since I was just a teenager watching her in ’10 Things I Hate About You’. I lost track of her for a while after ‘Save the Last Dance’ but fell in love all over again watching her play the revenge minded Lumen on one of my favorite shows of all time, ‘Dexter’. She has a killer body (no pun intended, Dex fans) even if she’s a little lacking in the boobs department. With rumors that Stiles may have been dating her Dexter co-star Michael C. Hall and that fling may have been responsible for Michael splitting with wife Jennifer Carpenter (who plays Hall’s sister, Deb), my opinion on Stiles is beginning to change. I mean, sleeping with married men is bad but screwing up the chemistry on Dexter – unforgivable.

January 25, 2011
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Jessica Biel Flaunts Her Crazy Hot Body

Jessica Biel is, in my humble opinion, one of the sexiest women on the face of the planet. Even women can’t help staring when she hits the beach. She’s in fantastic shape – not stick thin but firm, toned and athletic – and obviously works hard to stay that way. Why not show off the results of that hard work on a little beach vacation? My only question is where’s Justin Timberlake? Jessica and Justin have been together for ages although recent rumors have the couple on the outs thanks to Justin’s possible flirtations with Olivia Munn. Alright, Munn is hot and all and looks like she’d be a lot of fun, but come on. Jessica Biel? If that’s true, Justin, you’re a very foolish boy.

January 25, 2011
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Jenna Bentley Rocks Ed Hardy Bikini

Normally I’m not a big Ed Hardy fan, but these pictures of Jenna Bentley wearing an Ed Hardy might just change my mind. The girl looks pretty incredible. The only problem I see with Jenna is that she looks a lot (and I mean a lot) like ‘T’, one of Tara’s alters on the Showtime show The United States of Tara. I know, I know. Tara and all of her alters are played by the ridiculously talented Toni Collette, but there is definitely a resemblance there. Unless, of course, I’m just crazy. Let’s not discount that possibility. Either way, Jenna looks hot and at the end of that day, that’s really all that matters. Moving on.

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